ZALLGGO! Listen I am aware you might be going though a Hive mind midlife crisis, but dressing up like a transexual prostitute just to get free drinks at one star italian restaurants is falling pretty hard. What are the other creatures of the damned saying about you right now? Listen there is a 5 step program that can ween you off the cock polish you are hooked on. Ill give the phone number to my counselor. Its ok to admit you have a problem. Its the first step in the healing process.

WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

Ma'am. You're spilling your wine all over yourself, Its very unprofessional.

We can all relate to this right?

Come for the porn, stay cause you're afraid to sleep now.

OverHell said:
We can all relate to this right?

well yeah duh.

̸͙̬̪̰Y̴̰̰̹o̹͉͓͕͖̫̣͕u̷̵͚̹ ̠ͅn͘͏̸̤̙͖̘e̯̼͖e̜̜̺̜̯̤̜̤d̡̡̻̥̼̼͕̭̱̤ ̙̤̺̼t̮̘͍̮̼̳ͅo̵͈̟͔͇̙ ̙͖̪̹͠ͅF̸͚̻͓̖́o̸̡̻͚̳̤c̸̷̲̪̗͕̕u͙̝̟͇s̫̯͞ͅ.̦̖̝͙̣͉̲͢͠ͅ ̙̜̠̩͞ ̡̩̪͕̥̪̼̲ͅy̢͈̹̲̟̰̰̰̭o͕̬̼͇͎̕u̪̭̲̞̫̳͖̭r̢͖̙̹͖̳̘ ҉̧̪͕̲̻̕starting ̣̹̖̱̕t̲̮̝̀́͠o̰̹̗ ̶̛̗͚̲̥͙̥̥̜͢loose
̕͏̟̰͈̞̦͍̟ ͉̣͡͞C̪̙̬̹̰̳̟o̵̺̯͕̬͙͇̫͖̜n̴̩̦͚͡t͔͙̩̠̘̥̖̗̀͝r̬̥͢͝o̴̡̟̺̻̣̪͓̤͕l̬̳̖̥̕͘͘!̰̙̻̜͠

Am I the only one here that would get off on having this happen? She's not outright attacking or anything, you've got dark slithery tentacles giving you a wank while a hot, but admittedly possessed and leaking, demonic horse female smiles at you from across the table. If it's going to posses you, eat your soul, or whatever, you're already fucked, might as well enjoy the literal portion of it first.

"He cums"

I'm sure he's thinking: "There seems to be a black, evil, void, oozing from my date... mentally, this is a little concerning but, my dick doesn't seem to mind."