Transforming into a rubber hose animation is a fate worse than death

This reminds me of Atrox-C.

I'm sure she'll get used to it. Having no bones in your body means you can scratch those hard to reach places...

I mean I'd hit it.

That's pretty cute.

Look at it this way: you're adorable, and completely indestructible.

Of course, trying to have sex with her would probably result in wacky slapstick shenanigans.