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Naked Gaming
I came back from the kitchen with my drink and a bowl of popcorn, listening to Mashuu and Salem screaming obscenities at each other. Salem had recently dusted his own SNES off, and had been aching to play a few old games he had been carefully stashing… and apparently practicing on his own time, considering how much ass he was handling right now. The poor blue-haired cat just couldn’t keep up.
“You asshole! I don’t know the combos! I didn’t study gamefaqs before coming here!” he protested, as his character got mercilessly pummeled into the abyss of spinning death blades.
“What? Wanna go back to playing Smash Bros, where you can hide your sucking behind crazy stages and a fuckton of items?” the black cat countered, smirking as the third round started and Mashuu’s suffering continued.
Fortunately, SNES was only for two players, because I don’t think I could have handled such a friendship-ending device. I just sat back, sipping my drink, watching Mashuu lose horribly. “Let’s get back to Mario Kart 8 after this round, guys. We can unlock the other Grand Prix’s and goodies,” I suggested, still wanting to eventually get a controller back into my paws, as long as it didn’t make me want strangle Salem with the wire.
As soon as that last massacre was done, Wii-U controllers were distributed again and I sat on the edge of the couch, my bare horsecock hanging off. I grinned as I felt both felines’ eyes on it, as I lightly kicked Salem’s hip, prompting him to finally hit the A button so we could start. I picked my character and car parts pretty much at random, as usual, without even looking at the stats. It’s not that I was THAT good at Mario Kart 8. I just didn’t massively care how much I rocked or sucked.
Why was I naked, you ask? We were all naked, it was kind of a policy of any all-guy party at Salem’s place. Clothes come off. Boners are welcomed. Getting naughty is allowed if you don’t mind doing it semi-publicly. And if it doesn’t hinder people trying to actually play the games.
I checked the time on my cellphone after the first set of races, looking at Salem. “How many people are supposed to show up later?” I asked, the black cat smirking. “Eight or nine? Maybe more.”
“Oh,” I replied with a grin. “There aren’t enough controllers.”
“Nnnnope.”
Palindrome9000
MemberI love this scenario.
Syderen
MemberSNES? That looked like a Saturn to me.
MercenaryX
MemberSo I take it they either a) live in a nudist colony, or b) live in a world where nudity is the norm.
Scrander
MemberRead the story in the description
Ammacfarlane1
MemberYoure right
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