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  • "Sherman Otter reporting from the scene for 2 News Live at Five with an update on our late breaking coverage of the chaos in the financial district, where a mile-tall leopardess began wreaking destruction shortly before rush hour. Just a few minutes ago she sat down to repose atop the belt route. Authorities believed this to have been the end to this unprecedented event and attempted to orchestrate a dialogue with the enormous feline. Ignoring their shouts and commands, she has proceeded to completely uproot the Walker Center and began to masturbate with the building itself. We have received word that the building is occupied although a few moments ago people were witnessed jumping from the windows, straight into the path of danger. The death toll is estimated to be in the hundreds with billions in damages to property and infrastructure. People are being asked to vacate the scene although a disproportionate number appear to be flocking to the area, trying to get as close as possible. The belt route is completely soaked in pre-ejaculatory fluids. We'll have more on this story as it develops. Back to you on the studio, Rhett."

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  • Ragoh said:
    "Sherman Otter reporting from the scene for 2 News Live at Five with an update on our late breaking coverage of the chaos in the financial district, where a mile-tall leopardess began wreaking destruction shortly before rush hour. Just a few minutes ago she sat down to repose atop the belt route. Authorities believed this to have been the end to this unprecedented event and attempted to orchestrate a dialogue with the enormous feline. Ignoring their shouts and commands, she has proceeded to completely uproot the Walker Center and began to masturbate with the building itself. We have received word that the building is occupied although a few moments ago people were witnessed jumping from the windows, straight into the path of danger. The death toll is estimated to be in the hundreds with billions in damages to property and infrastructure. People are being asked to vacate the scene although a disproportionate number appear to be flocking to the area, trying to get as close as possible. The belt route is completely soaked in pre-ejaculatory fluids. We'll have more on this story as it develops. Back to you on the studio, Rhett."

    It appears to be a cruise ship, not a building as tagged

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