I get a video of this to document this moment for ....research, and then I blindfold myself to throw off suspicion and stumble over and ask if she would like company.

I offer her some soap.

Slip into the water next to her but acting as if it's no big thing

Fall into the water and just act like i tripped over a huge rock

Cut away that stupid branch for one thing.

Offer her a flower, hope its not poisonous cause its a jungle, and tell her how adorable she is.

Doe is just so fucking cute.

TIMOTEI!

Take the hat and run away

Recognize that this is not an appropriate situation to approach her and move along without being a creep.

Tackle her and while I sit on top her I dab.

holy. FUCK. I JUST REALIZED THAT DR.DOE IS A REFERENCE TO THE REAL DR. LINDSAY DOE WHOM IS A SEXOLOGIST AND SEX EDUCATOR. MIND FUCKING BLOWN

PopsicleMainframe said:
Recognize that this is not an appropriate situation to approach her and move along without being a creep.

Agreed.

Some_Furry_Trash said:
holy. FUCK. I JUST REALIZED THAT DR.DOE IS A REFERENCE TO THE REAL DR. LINDSAY DOE WHOM IS A SEXOLOGIST AND SEX EDUCATOR. MIND FUCKING BLOWN

Oh really? didnt know that... thats pretty neat.

Get back dumping the used motor oil- I mean clean and healthy freash water fish food into the river.

Urinate profusely.

Good idea: keep silent
consequence: get a good show if lucky

Bad idea: jump out and yell out anything stupid
consequence: a good beat down and a one way ticket to being doe's lab experiment PERMANENTLY

initiate the T-pose and clip through the ground.

TwiibieTwuu said:
initiate the T-pose and clip through the ground.

T-pose supremecy

General-Rusty said:
Get back dumping the used motor oil- I mean clean and healthy freash water fish food into the river.

oh. I just chuck used car batter- i mean water purifer and filters

Also take a bath, because I sweat a lot in a slightly warm room, let alone a jungle.

Should I or should I not tell her about the piranhas?