Fuck, there's just no hiding from those Jehovah Witnesses!

Felicity_Longis said:
Fuck, there's just no hiding from those Jehovah Witnesses!

Something I heard, if you tell a jahova's witness you've been excommunicated they'll avoid you like the plague.

bakeneko said:
Something I heard, if you tell a jahova's witness you've been excommunicated they'll avoid you like the plague.

Never expected to learn this here.

bakeneko said:
Something I heard, if you tell a jahova's witness you've been excommunicated they'll avoid you like the plague.

I only think this is true if you've actually been excommunicated, although I'm probably giving their investigative skills too much credit.

bakeneko said:
Something I heard, if you tell a jahova's witness you've been excommunicated they'll avoid you like the plague.

My dad studies the King James Bible a lot, and the Jehovah's Witnesses hate the King James Bible. He invited them in and preached to them. It's been eight years and they still haven't been back.

My friend James is Catholic, but also a closet nudist. He opened the door on them with nary a stitch on. They don't go to his house anymore either.

So yeah, excommunication, preaching to them from anything other than the NIV, and opening the door nude (unless you're in a Hladilnick comic) works great.

D'artagnan said:
My friend James is Catholic, but also a closet nudist. He opened the door on them with nary a stitch on. They don't go to his house anymore either.

Opening the door in your underwear and asking "What are you selling?" also works.

For some strange reason, I cannot see this without thinking that the two older females are twins or sisters, the male is their younger brother, and the two young females are their offspring.

The reason they live in the wild is because in that way they can indulge in ancient, incest-filled traditional lifestyle. Here they are secluded and happy to live their lives as they please without the rest of their original tribe/community bothering them.

Ekhidna said:
For some strange reason, I cannot see this without thinking that the two older females are twins or sisters, the male is their younger brother, and the two young females are their offspring.

The reason they live in the wild is because in that way they can indulge in ancient, incest-filled traditional lifestyle. Here they are secluded and happy to live their lives as they please without the rest of their original tribe/community bothering them.

I believe the word of the artist is that this is incest. The two older women are his mother and his aunt, and the two younger women are his sisters.

randomuse said:
I believe the word of the artist is that this is incest. The two older women are his mother and his aunt, and the two younger women are his sisters.

Hot damn, I wasn't that far off then! Thank you for the info!