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Legend tells that the first pokemon trainers used acorns as pokeballs, and dinosaur bones as TMs, or some stupid shit. The truth of the matter was, it was the pokemon which first tamed their masters. Young Ungo-Boingus, a strapping lad of totally legal consent, would emerge one day from his family's beachside condo cave and head down to the river. There, he would admire the overhang of his massive brow ridge, scratch his primate asshole, smell it for some reason, and then contemplate the future plans of his race to destroy the natural beauty of this world. Rather, it was he who was being contemplated that day. From the bushes near an anime con that was going on that very day, a perverted gaggle of Pokemon had gathered to discuss whether "One Day" was a better opening than "We Are." In the stupor of their increasingly violent discussion, young Ungo was spotted across the way, heaving a mighty nosefull of his own particulate leavings. It was there, on what would one day become a CVS parking lot, that Ungo would first find something of greater interest than his own butt stink, and a small party of socially inhibited animal things would discover that humans are totally down for whatever. And that they're the only lifeform on the planet that doesn't also have magic powers, for some reason. Making humans the Isekai. Probably. And so, they for realsie slammed. And God looked upon his creation, and then looked away, pretending not to see. And it wasn't good. But good enough.

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  • This is the best thing ever

    Now that I am giving it a second-over, I looked at the laptop in the background and saw two files, Breeding Cycles and Burial Grounds, holy shit.

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  • "We all know what's going on out there. No one says it, but they know. You think this shit is popular because of Smogon? Fuck you!"

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  • "Partners? Oh yes! Some are *very* aggressive. I've researched it thoroughly~."

    Goddamn PlagueofGripes, your faces are always just the best~

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  • iller said:
    boy.... this would surely lead to some things being awakened inside of some normie kids if they happened on that Vulpix actress and she was even remotely attractive ... but I'm sure there's no risk of that.

    Peach is super attractive, Pat is a genuinely lucky man.

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  • OrangeColoredInk said:
    I'd like to know what sort of candy the doctor fed his pokemon to evolve into such... curvaceous creatures

    In this version of the pokemon world it appears they all just do it naturally as they mature.

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  • I love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.

    If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.

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  • You know... even if it is cringy,

    "Look, no matter who you pick, your journey will hinge on cooperation, teamwork and understanding. It's important that both of you should feel comfortable with each other so no matter what changes or evolution either of you undergo, you will always have a foundation of trust and friendship."

    That quote was quite heartwarming. Good show.
    Now take off your pants

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  • Its funny how this flips back and forth between wholesome and degenerate. I absolutely love it. Also, I'd kill for that delphox.

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  • DracosBlackwing said:
    I love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.

    If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.

    You're telling me that after spending 10 minutes in that professor's lab, the Vulpix wouldn't know something about sex...

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  • Well we can now confirm that King Vegeta is alive, has a PhD, and is living out our sexy dreams.

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  • NegaMajora said:
    You're telling me that after spending 10 minutes in that professor's lab, the Vulpix wouldn't know something about sex...

    There's 'knowing something about sex' and knowing what being used as a cocksleeve is. Maybe it would even have picked up the language from one of the more experienced ones. But honestly? Nah. I don't think the moment one of those pokemon is allowed to hatch (the professor strongly suggests he EATS most of the ones his pokemon produce), the others start teaching it to be a freaky little lewdling. xD I mean it IS a baby, and they all seem to be looking back on their own life experiences with fondness. Why would the ruin the young one's eventual happiness by explaining it all in filthy detail as soon as it cracks the shell?

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  • DracosBlackwing said:
    There's 'knowing something about sex' and knowing what being used as a cocksleeve is. Maybe it would even have picked up the language from one of the more experienced ones. But honestly? Nah. I don't think the moment one of those pokemon is allowed to hatch (the professor strongly suggests he EATS most of the ones his pokemon produce), the others start teaching it to be a freaky little lewdling. xD I mean it IS a baby, and they all seem to be looking back on their own life experiences with fondness. Why would the ruin the young one's eventual happiness by explaining it all in filthy detail as soon as it cracks the shell?

    Maybe that Vuplix has seen her time in the lab waiting for some new kid to roll up hoping to start an adventure. That voice doesn't sound like that of a youngling.

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  • DracosBlackwing said:
    Why would the ruin the young one's eventual happiness by explaining it all in filthy detail as soon as it cracks the shell?

    lonech said:
    Maybe that Vuplix has seen her time in the lab waiting for some new kid to roll up hoping to start an adventure. That voice doesn't sound like that of a youngling.

    True, Vulpix don't evolve without the aid of a Fire Stone.

    Just because she's a first stage, that doesn't mean she's a baby. :)

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  • lonech said:
    Maybe that Vuplix has seen her time in the lab waiting for some new kid to roll up hoping to start an adventure. That voice doesn't sound like that of a youngling.

    I've got an idea that she talks like that *exactly* because she is young and isn't subtile at all, as she didn't learn it yet.
    Otherwise in the universe of this video pokemon seem to hatch already with a mental development of at least adolescent/young adult and a package of basic knowledge (and an obvious sex drive). Formulating a concept of a "cock sleeve" even on your own isn't that big of a deal compared to just learning a human language first, and she seems to be very good at that.

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  • I just realized it. When the "kid" says "a lot of these are really human-shaped", it was statement/question of "why?", yet the professor took it as if he said: "I don't like anthros, give me some ferals".

    Also, professor "Harkness", from the Harkness test... lel.

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  • canadianmoose said:
    I would absolutely choose Zoroark. And my god, well done with the tagging.

    Thanks. Tagging is important, so I didn't see why I should skimp out on it just because this was a big video.

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  • While this video is tons of (sexy) fun, and the character designs are amazing, I really appreciated the portrait bit. Parodies that have an actual heart for what they're parodying (instead of going for Happy Tree Friends-style nihilism and apathy) are about as rare as a shiny Manaphy.

    I also love that the Pokemon are the aggressors here, which is so much more fun (and less creepy) than the reverse.

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  • DracosBlackwing said:
    I love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.

    In fairness, I think the Pokemon would take much better care of their "pets" than the other way around :-) (Could you imagine a comic of a trainer's team lovingly helping him/her lose his/her virginity in the best possible way?)

    And at least before the Vulpix spoke, it looked like things would start out innocently enough...

    DracosBlackwing said:
    If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.

    Even before that, the fact that she could talk at all (I guess none of the other 'mons wanted to say anything?), and that the line didn't exactly fit the video tonally. I would have gone for a cute/lewd double entendre, ideally with the lewd part taking a few seconds to sink in...

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  • >"get used to eat eggs for breakfeast"
    he FUCKING EATS the eggs of his pokemons that HE FUCKED
    fucking pokemons is one thing but this is just sick :v

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  • The_Arkh_Guy said:
    >"get used to eat eggs for breakfeast"
    he FUCKING EATS the eggs of his pokemons that HE FUCKED
    fucking pokemons is one thing but this is just sick :v

    Plague is a Farmer so he's probably using Chicken-Logic here ..then again, he also used to work in a Slaughter House sooo... I don't think he'd be the least bit swayed by whatever argument you're making either way

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  • OrangeColoredInk said:
    I'd like to know what sort of candy the doctor fed his pokemon to evolve into such... curvaceous creatures

    In-game there are poffins specifically designed to enhance a pokemon's beauty. At least in GBA Sapphire, Ruby, and Emerald that is.

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  • You know, I wonder how long it'll be before somebody makes an explicit edit of this, kind of like somebody did with that Pokรฉmon Snap segment from Super Nin10doh

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  • DracosBlackwing said:
    I love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.

    If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.

    Clearly you haven't read the Professors best selling book, "The Harkness Test".

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  • Lost it at "punish YouTube for it's insolence" XD sold my good man sold..
    On a side note, if one wasn't sure why would one choose the talking Pokemon xd

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  • The Absol's growing smile is a big runner up, but the true best part? The Vulpix can sew ๐Ÿ˜

    ButDoesItRunLinux said:
    While this video is tons of (sexy) fun, and the character designs are amazing, I really appreciated the portrait bit. Parodies that have an actual heart for what they're parodying (instead of going for Happy Tree Friends-style nihilism and apathy) are about as rare as a shiny Manaphy.

    I also love that the Pokemon are the aggressors here, which is so much more fun (and less creepy) than the reverse.

    Hear hear. I so wanted to upvote you, but I'm at the limit of my upvote quota for the hour :c

    FrostLynx said:
    Guess Pokemon is a sexuality now

    Look up how long Pokephilia has been a word.

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  • Caudler said:
    This is the best thing ever

    Now that I am giving it a second-over, I looked at the laptop in the background and saw two files, Breeding Cycles and Burial Grounds, holy shit.

    Your profile pic and what you pointed out go together too well lol.

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  • I think another wholesome note some have missed is the abundance of mega pokemon in the prof's lab. Mega evolution in canon is a really powerful and intense sudden change for the pokemon involved and as such requires a great deal of trust between the pokemon and their trainer to achieve. To go further with this point, certain cultures in pokemon believe that the first instance of mega evolution (Rayquaza) only happened during the first meeting between Ray and humans; the humans that worshiped and loved him as a god.๏ปฟ

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  • Binagon said:
    "We all know what's going on out there. No one says it, but they know. You think this shit is popular because of Smogon? Fuck you!"

    This is the thought that kept coming into my head while watching Zootopia.

    "The people who made this knew. They all knew. Everyone knows what this is and we are all pretending that we have no idea what anyone could possibly imply about Tigers in stripper shorts and glitter. BUT IT'S ALL A LIE WE HAVE AGREED TO."

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  • WARMOOSEN said:
    In-game there are poffins specifically designed to enhance a pokemon's beauty. At least in GBA Sapphire, Ruby, and Emerald that is.

    that's somewhat incorrect due to the fact that they are called "Pokeblocks" since poffins were introduced in diamond, pearl, and platinum from the DS... however they can do the same things.

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  • this is awsome and do u plan on making another one like this and i would like to see what the profester when he was young and how did he train his female pokemon to be so sexy and grogrous. i never did get to see what happened to the trainer who got the vulpix who told him the take his pants off. thanks :3

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  • This is so much win!! I take it, My hearts all yours for this fine Animation that makes Poke Vixens and Poke beauties wonderful alike.

    Yes, Renamon and Kyubi definitely needed Research, A Whole lot. :P

    Souls are saved for this animation. Give the people hope that they can work and love for one another. Not to give out a negative to this Atmosphere~

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  • I found out about this a week ago on YouTube, and yet it was on here for 4 months!?

    Dammit, that's roughly 15 weeks that I was uninformed of this beauty, even with me coming here regularly for Pokemon stuff, I'm surprised I overlooked this...

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  • RakkiHannya said:
    I knew what I was getting into But I still didn't expect to hear THAT from the Vulpix.

    Even more so when Vulpix said "Take off your pants" at the end it showed her actually fixing his pants.

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  • if Pokรฉmon were in real life, it would be like that and for sure there would be several people like him ๐Ÿ˜
    I had already watched this on YouTube

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  • flame-lonewolf said:
    Jesus, Plague. I'm a furry and even I'm judging you.

    2:07 Also, not sure I ever wanted to hear that come from Paige's mouth. And with what I've heard come form there in the past, that's saying a lot.๏ปฟ

    I love looking back and seeing the amount of people who didn't get that I wasn't being serious, lmao. Being coy about ribbing Plague for progressively drawing unmistakably furry content while claiming he isn't a furry is a meme in his community.

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  • I could've sworn I saw this on YouTube once, but I can't find it on YouTube anymore. I could be wrong, but I know I've seen this somewhere else before.

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  • zanewolf123 said:
    I could've sworn I saw this on YouTube once, but I can't find it on YouTube anymore. I could be wrong, but I know I've seen this somewhere else before.

    prolly on newgrounds, but it's also back on YT on Plague's channel

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  • iller said:
    Plague is a Farmer so he's probably using Chicken-Logic here ..then again, he also used to work in a Slaughter House sooo... I don't think he'd be the least bit swayed by whatever argument you're making either way

    I also used to be an egg farmer so my brain thought was (oh creatures that lay eggs. Makes sense to eat them)

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  • Ah, February 9th 2019... when my journey down this road began. That damned Mega Banette... that damned Mega Banette...
    I was so innocent...

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  • โ€œYou know, the Eevee evolutions are really popular!โ€

    Especially Vaporeonโ€™s, which surprisingly isnโ€™t hereโ€ฆ oh wait, why am I even surprised by that? Of course theyโ€™re always busy. After all, in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans, or something like that. There is already lots of research done for that though, you can look it up yourself, a whole page is dedicated to that topic. Or two. Or several hundreds, probably.

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  • If the Pokemon world actually existed, couples between Humans and Pokemon would either be commonplace, or banned completely. It is canon that they are intelligent, with some to the point of being much smarter then humans (looking it you alakazam). IRL dolphins are the next highest in intellect and they are shown to have sex for fun, like humans. Counting that and the fact in games that they are in egg groups that allow them to create eggs with different Pokemon (and sometimes have stronger offspring for it) many would not care how different a human is. It would still depend of personality, preference, species compatibility, and all that, but it would be a forgone conclusion that it would be happening. Some of the only things that would stop this is humans making laws that ban it for some reason (like marijuana being banned for racist reasons that ruined it for everyone) or something like grooming laws because it would be easy to catch a young one and not let it know anything else, or some Pokemon just being dangerous in general.

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  • dracosblackwing said:
    I love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.

    If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.

    I know you're blocked n all that, but this is mostly for others.

    Pokemon evolutions are not indicative of age. From a trainer's standpoint, it typically is, but it isn't. An evolved pokemon is a pokemon who has a lot of experience, which most often comes from battle. A naturally high evolved pokemon is a badass in terms of skill and a badass in terms of power. If we base Vulpix's aging process on a fox, and assume it's exactly the same, which it is based on, then we know that a Vulpix will sexually mature at 10 months, and fully mature at 1 year. Considering the ridiculous amount of pokemon, including pokemon that very much taper towards hormonal teens and questioning adults, it would not be surprising to see a Vulpux go ignored for that long.

    There's also the thing to do with the Professor. This professor, in universe, anyway, wrote the Harkness test, which has three questions you need to ask before you try to fuck something. Is it of human intelligence or greater? Can it communicate with language? Is it of sexual maturity for it's species? If yes to these three, you can engage in sexual intercourse with no moral dilemma. I highly doubt this professor to not abide by his own rules, and would make sure that each of his pokemon has reached maturity before sending them out, considering how confident he is in that pokemon and humans secretly fuck all the time.

    So, we use these three questions. Obviously, we've handled the age thing, it's possible that it passes it, and with context clues, that turns into a very likely. It can clearly communicate in terms of vocal and bodily language to the trainer, and considering it's able to engage in proper communication, as in both sides talk to each other as proper equals, and has an understanding of things like "cocksleeves" and "teams", it passes the intelligence test.

    The Vulpix passes:
    The intelligence test.
    The language test.
    The maturity test. (Probably)

    It's a very solid chance that this Vulpix can be fucked with no repercussions, both morally and legally. (Yes, I'm saying that pokemon and humans can legally fuck, the Harkness book wouldn't have been published if that wasn't the case.)

    This was a total waste of time, lol.

    Updated

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  • I remember watching this in class and I found this to be the gateway to a lot of THINGS. This animation was WAY ahead of it's time

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  • Well, I can safely say that I've seen a world that could house all the fantasies that at least 75% of people here have. Thanks!

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  • warmoosen said:
    In-game there are poffins specifically designed to enhance a pokemon's beauty. At least in GBA Sapphire, Ruby, and Emerald that is.

    Gen 4 has them too.

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