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Legend tells that the first pokemon trainers used acorns as pokeballs, and dinosaur bones as TMs, or some stupid shit. The truth of the matter was, it was the pokemon which first tamed their masters. Young Ungo-Boingus, a strapping lad of totally legal consent, would emerge one day from his family's beachside condo cave and head down to the river. There, he would admire the overhang of his massive brow ridge, scratch his primate asshole, smell it for some reason, and then contemplate the future plans of his race to destroy the natural beauty of this world. Rather, it was he who was being contemplated that day. From the bushes near an anime con that was going on that very day, a perverted gaggle of Pokemon had gathered to discuss whether "One Day" was a better opening than "We Are." In the stupor of their increasingly violent discussion, young Ungo was spotted across the way, heaving a mighty nosefull of his own particulate leavings. It was there, on what would one day become a CVS parking lot, that Ungo would first find something of greater interest than his own butt stink, and a small party of socially inhibited animal things would discover that humans are totally down for whatever. And that they're the only lifeform on the planet that doesn't also have magic powers, for some reason. Making humans the Isekai. Probably. And so, they for realsie slammed. And God looked upon his creation, and then looked away, pretending not to see. And it wasn't good. But good enough.
takuyasha
MemberThis was <positive approval here>
OrangeColoredInk
MemberI'd like to know what sort of candy the doctor fed his pokemon to evolve into such... curvaceous creatures
Caudler
MemberThis is the best thing ever
Now that I am giving it a second-over, I looked at the laptop in the background and saw two files, Breeding Cycles and Burial Grounds, holy shit.
Loveable Delphox
MemberThat Delphox~ <3 <3
Binagon
Member"We all know what's going on out there. No one says it, but they know. You think this shit is popular because of Smogon? Fuck you!"
Coryu
MemberPokemon - Sex - adventure - friendship - Battle - ambition.
Sex is the only thing missing
ShadOtrett
Member"Partners? Oh yes! Some are *very* aggressive. I've researched it thoroughly~."
Goddamn PlagueofGripes, your faces are always just the best~
cock blockular
MemberEli doing what he does best, making normies question their sexuality
dragonus85
Memberyup this was amusing
BobTheSkull
MemberFeaturing Peach โI beat Bloodborne!โ Saliva as a sexually aggressive Vulpix.
dumba55cat
Blocked"Master, screw me under your big dick and use me a cock sleeve." Gets me every frigging time X3
BobTheSkull
MemberPeach is super attractive, Pat is a genuinely lucky man.
user 236418
Memberaccurate as fuuuuuck!
RakkiHannya
MemberI knew what I was getting into But I still didn't expect to hear THAT from the Vulpix.
DracosBlackwing
BlockedIn this version of the pokemon world it appears they all just do it naturally as they mature.
DracosBlackwing
BlockedI love Plague's animations, and the tongue in cheek commentary was pretty hilarious at times. As much as I've thought it's good pokemon don't actually exist because of the abuse they'd get from their owners, in this world he's created it's almost literally the other way around, and young trainers have NO IDEA what they're getting into. I almost feel sorry for them, sexy willing slaves that their partners might be.
If I was better at it, I'd cut this up into a series of images for all the sexy pokemon he featured. The only thing I didn't really like was the part with the Vulpix demanding to be used as a cock sleeve. Why? That was supposed to be a newly hatched pokemon. Even if they're aggressive about sex, how would a newborn even know what a cock sleeve is? It kinda throws that 'this could almost really be what pokemon is about' concept off too much.
RetroPixelLizard
MemberBest professor in anything Pokemon related. :D
Devincha
MemberPokemon XXX looks amazing!!
Mr. Spooky
BlockedThat Mega Banette is MINE
Somerandomvoir
MemberThe part with the mareanie for some reason had me giggling stupidly.
CosmiCaliber
MemberI'll take Glaceon ;3
Yeelon
Member( อกโ อส อกโ)
TangibleCraze
MemberNo matter how many times I watch this, it'll never not be interesting or entertaining.
Purplebird
MemberYou know... even if it is cringy,
That quote was quite heartwarming. Good show.
Now take off your pants
TheFallenFang
MemberNot going to lie... That professor looks like King Vegeta...
Lil Scooter56
Member*Chuckle~* ... Heh, heh Heh HEh eh! Lol! HEH eH HA HA HAHA HA!!!
(I just Could NOT Stop Laughing to this... Good Stuff)
Unknownsexbringer111
Member(OMEGA LOL) please keep doing this it's pure harmony of greatness I give it a 10 stars for being awesome
Malikfoxen
MemberIts funny how this flips back and forth between wholesome and degenerate. I absolutely love it. Also, I'd kill for that delphox.
NegaMajora
MemberYou're telling me that after spending 10 minutes in that professor's lab, the Vulpix wouldn't know something about sex...
Styl1sh
MemberNo lycanroc ๐
MrJohnson
MemberOur influence grows!
anon115
MemberAt this point it's just plague talking to his younger self
Imschleepy
Memberthis made my day
canadianmoose
MemberI would absolutely choose Zoroark. And my god, well done with the tagging.
Timmah
MemberWell we can now confirm that King Vegeta is alive, has a PhD, and is living out our sexy dreams.
UninspiredJigglypuff
MemberKid's gonna have a fun adventure.
Imschleepy
Member1:13 i saw an original image somewhere...
DJChris
MemberWell, that venture of finding his first starter pokemon surely was... "educational" sort of?
Zreig
MemberWe need stills of all he sexy stuff.
Foxxtronix
Member"Master? Screw me onto your big dick and use me for a cocksleeve!"
I lost it right there!
DracosBlackwing
BlockedThere's 'knowing something about sex' and knowing what being used as a cocksleeve is. Maybe it would even have picked up the language from one of the more experienced ones. But honestly? Nah. I don't think the moment one of those pokemon is allowed to hatch (the professor strongly suggests he EATS most of the ones his pokemon produce), the others start teaching it to be a freaky little lewdling. xD I mean it IS a baby, and they all seem to be looking back on their own life experiences with fondness. Why would the ruin the young one's eventual happiness by explaining it all in filthy detail as soon as it cracks the shell?
Stooty Lil Guy
MemberMaybe that Vuplix has seen her time in the lab waiting for some new kid to roll up hoping to start an adventure. That voice doesn't sound like that of a youngling.
NegaMajora
MemberTrue, Vulpix don't evolve without the aid of a Fire Stone.
Just because she's a first stage, that doesn't mean she's a baby. :)
user 278061
MemberI LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vagabund
MemberI wonder just how many Zaibatsu fans have been gently opened up to this whole furry thing over the years just through Plague's silly little hijinks.
TheCrazySkull
MemberThe designs are amazing
Yuiop2
MemberI've got an idea that she talks like that *exactly* because she is young and isn't subtile at all, as she didn't learn it yet.
Otherwise in the universe of this video pokemon seem to hatch already with a mental development of at least adolescent/young adult and a package of basic knowledge (and an obvious sex drive). Formulating a concept of a "cock sleeve" even on your own isn't that big of a deal compared to just learning a human language first, and she seems to be very good at that.
Miestwin
MemberI just realized it. When the "kid" says "a lot of these are really human-shaped", it was statement/question of "why?", yet the professor took it as if he said: "I don't like anthros, give me some ferals".
Also, professor "Harkness", from the Harkness test... lel.
BushyTailHugger
MemberThis just made my whole week.
Benze
Memberlol
Zapdos
MemberThanks. Tagging is important, so I didn't see why I should skimp out on it just because this was a big video.
Redfern
MemberAnd sounds a good deal like Dr. Venture.
Sincerely,
Bill
K4RN4GE911
Member"Mmm, Primarina..."
THIS MAN GETS IT!!!
ButDoesItRunLinux
MemberWhile this video is tons of (sexy) fun, and the character designs are amazing, I really appreciated the portrait bit. Parodies that have an actual heart for what they're parodying (instead of going for Happy Tree Friends-style nihilism and apathy) are about as rare as a shiny Manaphy.
I also love that the Pokemon are the aggressors here, which is so much more fun (and less creepy) than the reverse.
ButDoesItRunLinux
MemberIn fairness, I think the Pokemon would take much better care of their "pets" than the other way around :-) (Could you imagine a comic of a trainer's team lovingly helping him/her lose his/her virginity in the best possible way?)
And at least before the Vulpix spoke, it looked like things would start out innocently enough...
Even before that, the fact that she could talk at all (I guess none of the other 'mons wanted to say anything?), and that the line didn't exactly fit the video tonally. I would have gone for a cute/lewd double entendre, ideally with the lewd part taking a few seconds to sink in...
qawsq1
Memberๅฎๅฏๆขฆ้ฝ้ฟ่ฟๆ ทๅญ่ฐๅฎๅพไฝๅ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
iller
MemberPlague is a Farmer so he's probably using Chicken-Logic here ..then again, he also used to work in a Slaughter House sooo... I don't think he'd be the least bit swayed by whatever argument you're making either way
j-90
MemberThis is hilarious, and hot on so many levels.
WARMOOSEN
BlockedIn-game there are poffins specifically designed to enhance a pokemon's beauty. At least in GBA Sapphire, Ruby, and Emerald that is.
Reverend Revenant
Member"Pokemon have have mysterious powers (over my dick)"
This line will never cease to make me chuckle every time I hear it.
Omega 2
Member"Thanks King Vegeta!"
StrangeChallenge2
MemberYou know, I wonder how long it'll be before somebody makes an explicit edit of this, kind of like somebody did with that Pokรฉmon Snap segment from Super Nin10doh
ashyra
BlockedPart 2 please!
Popori
MemberYes please.
Trenton Worthy
MemberThere wasn't a Zeraora in the video, but I'd still choose it as my partner.
buruh
Memberthat weavile is sick bro
Crusade
MemberClearly you haven't read the Professors best selling book, "The Harkness Test".
DarkSonic
MemberWhy did they have a picture of Shaggy?
anon115
MemberPlague lives on a farm alone. This was bound to happen
Namby Pamby
MemberThis was great
pixelPile
MemberProbably only because he's been watching Dragonball and the ultra instinct shaggy meme.
DagDaWildDog
MemberLost it at "punish YouTube for it's insolence" XD sold my good man sold..
On a side note, if one wasn't sure why would one choose the talking Pokemon xd
user 158037
MemberGuess Pokemon is a sexuality now
Boop-chan
MemberThat's how Vulpix became my fetish .___.
Science-Snake-Altair
MemberThe Absol's growing smile is a big runner up, but the true best part? The Vulpix can sew ๐
Hear hear. I so wanted to upvote you, but I'm at the limit of my upvote quota for the hour :c
Look up how long Pokephilia has been a word.
XxXFoggyHeightsXxX
MemberYour profile pic and what you pointed out go together too well lol.
user 365102
MemberMe: "play the video"
Hello there!
Me: GENERAL KENOBI!
zinc zombie
MemberDefinitely Absol for me, Zorua or Vaporeon as a close 2nd/3rd
Dark Lucario
MemberOne word from me.....MORE!!
That lucaria tho....wow...
Thewulff
MemberVulpix is my favorite pokemon so Im really ok with this haha
Cye sonofAwoo
MemberPokemon have mysterious powers of my dick.
worgenwolf
Memberthis deserves a sequel.
ColdhardSilver
MemberI think another wholesome note some have missed is the abundance of mega pokemon in the prof's lab. Mega evolution in canon is a really powerful and intense sudden change for the pokemon involved and as such requires a great deal of trust between the pokemon and their trainer to achieve. To go further with this point, certain cultures in pokemon believe that the first instance of mega evolution (Rayquaza) only happened during the first meeting between Ray and humans; the humans that worshiped and loved him as a god.๏ปฟ
LuceoX30
MemberThat was okay I gues-- OHNONOTTHEWEBMLOOP!
yordivink
Memberwell, that would be me if pokemons where real. especilly the "i've always had a thing for absols" part
Zuluzen47
MemberThis is the thought that kept coming into my head while watching Zootopia.
"The people who made this knew. They all knew. Everyone knows what this is and we are all pretending that we have no idea what anyone could possibly imply about Tigers in stripper shorts and glitter. BUT IT'S ALL A LIE WE HAVE AGREED TO."
masterwave
MemberThat pimp gesture at the beginning
Desmo
MemberAnkha, Kyubi and Renamon. wat?!
MomoTheMage
MemberHad to take the opportunity to give this it's 666th upvote
spindaspinda
MemberAnkha crossing her leg... Veeerrryyy clever~
404namenotfound
MemberThat lucario too
vgtreshi
Blockedhow to explain to a normie what e621 is.
Akriloth
Member2 things:
1) Boner engaged!
2) Would kill to see this get continued. It feels.... right
Manic 06
MemberEverything gansta until weavile appeared.
teatea75
Memberthat's somewhat incorrect due to the fact that they are called "Pokeblocks" since poffins were introduced in diamond, pearl, and platinum from the DS... however they can do the same things.
Captain Murphy
Memberwhy is king vegeta fucking pokemon?
worgenwolf
Memberthis is awsome and do u plan on making another one like this and i would like to see what the profester when he was young and how did he train his female pokemon to be so sexy and grogrous. i never did get to see what happened to the trainer who got the vulpix who told him the take his pants off. thanks :3
CynicalClam
MemberWhy does the professor look like vegeta with a goatee wtf xD
MegaFox4luv
MemberThis is so much win!! I take it, My hearts all yours for this fine Animation that makes Poke Vixens and Poke beauties wonderful alike.
Yes, Renamon and Kyubi definitely needed Research, A Whole lot. :P
Souls are saved for this animation. Give the people hope that they can work and love for one another. Not to give out a negative to this Atmosphere~
Zoroark the Furvert
MemberI found out about this a week ago on YouTube, and yet it was on here for 4 months!?
Dammit, that's roughly 15 weeks that I was uninformed of this beauty, even with me coming here regularly for Pokemon stuff, I'm surprised I overlooked this...
Zoroark the Furvert
MemberAlso, I'm really liking those Eeveelutions.
I know I'm a sucker for them, though I really like how these ones were done.
wackyfox26
Membernot going to lie I still think that was Brock in the picture.
SamusAranFox
MemberNo matter how hard I try, I can't not find this incredibly hot
Italoko
Blockedthis is too good lol
Anatomical Artillery
MemberI have no words after watching this. I am now going to cease searching Pokemon... thank you @Zapdos for introducing (at least me) to PlagueOfGripes.
Flareoninheat
MemberThis guy is better than Prof.Oak
Zanaski
Memberwhy is King Vegeta trying to convert a normie into a furry?
snowbddog
Memberill take your entire stock
Spyra the Dragon
MemberThis reminds me of the pokemon hentai flash games.
secretyiff
PrivilegedI'm both uncomfortable and willing to fap to this.
DuskyLore
Member1:08 I'll take the Meowth if no one else will.
KilaBOK
Member1:13
The Eevee there gives a certain vibe XD
SwingtownDerp
MemberIt's a shame this guy doesn't put his talents to making actual porn
Pinprick
MemberI laughed so hard at this, especially his under the breath comments... xD
D
Skiziy
Member"Pokรฉmon have mysterious powers, of my dick"
nobody117
MemberEven more so when Vulpix said "Take off your pants" at the end it showed her actually fixing his pants.
Menagus22
Memberๅๅฃซ้ฟๅพๅฅฝๅ่ดๅๅกๅ...
Peludo
Memberif Pokรฉmon were in real life, it would be like that and for sure there would be several people like him ๐
I had already watched this on YouTube
Piipperi
MemberMe at the age of 40 be like
Lucario12101
MemberI think I'm feeling lucky today
RegginToggaf
BlockedPlague is based once again
teatea75
Memberwhat?
BooceBungalow
MemberDarkness thought it was a Diives battle
Flame-LoneWolf
MemberI love looking back and seeing the amount of people who didn't get that I wasn't being serious, lmao. Being coy about ribbing Plague for progressively drawing unmistakably furry content while claiming he isn't a furry is a meme in his community.
The Vappy Lad
Memberwow...
Superepicface88
MemberSo this is where King Vegeta went after Frieza beat him up...
AltAccountLol
MemberOne braixen please
dragon soldier321
MemberWoah! That is the most favorites and upvotes I've ever seen here. Congrats bro.
granyi
Memberthe look on his face
AuraMaster151
MemberI could've sworn I saw this on YouTube once, but I can't find it on YouTube anymore. I could be wrong, but I know I've seen this somewhere else before.
Stooty Lil Guy
Memberprolly on newgrounds, but it's also back on YT on Plague's channel
Lance Armstrong
Janitorhttps://www.youtube.com/user/PlagueOfGripes/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
Enjoy the comments.
PBM315
Member"Your feelings are correct, don't worry"
Me:
https://i.gifer.com/MT9s.gif
user 549184
MemberCan I get a (female) lucario?
Pyreflux
MemberI also used to be an egg farmer so my brain thought was (oh creatures that lay eggs. Makes sense to eat them)
doinmyresearch
Memberthis is how furries are born
TheLeisureCat
MemberThat old doctor looks 100% familiar because he reminds of Doctor Friedlander from GTA5
weoncsm
Memberngl mans looks like king vegeta
greymouse456
MemberGimme Renamon!
Aptom1
BlockedThat Zoroark๐๐ฏ
MrDarknessIsFoxxo
Memberthat's cool and all BUT THE ZOROARK
MuskySkunkButt
Blockedthe casual delivery of โ sexually aggressive animalโ still kinda gets me
Gemagai
MemberAh, February 9th 2019... when my journey down this road began. That damned Mega Banette... that damned Mega Banette...
I was so innocent...
tacomanisalive
MemberYou know, I used to not have a thing for Pokรฉmon. But... I believe have just been convinced otherwise.
Markwayne97
MemberโYou know, the Eevee evolutions are really popular!โ
Especially Vaporeonโs, which surprisingly isnโt hereโฆ oh wait, why am I even surprised by that? Of course theyโre always busy. After all, in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans, or something like that. There is already lots of research done for that though, you can look it up yourself, a whole page is dedicated to that topic. Or two. Or several hundreds, probably.
LinkorSlit
MemberIf the Pokemon world actually existed, couples between Humans and Pokemon would either be commonplace, or banned completely. It is canon that they are intelligent, with some to the point of being much smarter then humans (looking it you alakazam). IRL dolphins are the next highest in intellect and they are shown to have sex for fun, like humans. Counting that and the fact in games that they are in egg groups that allow them to create eggs with different Pokemon (and sometimes have stronger offspring for it) many would not care how different a human is. It would still depend of personality, preference, species compatibility, and all that, but it would be a forgone conclusion that it would be happening. Some of the only things that would stop this is humans making laws that ban it for some reason (like marijuana being banned for racist reasons that ruined it for everyone) or something like grooming laws because it would be easy to catch a young one and not let it know anything else, or some Pokemon just being dangerous in general.
GUN
MemberGud shit!!!
Jamiepossum
MemberI find this to be acceptable
RIP3UALL
MemberZamn! Those eeveelutions though.
BladeFox7
MemberThat Delphox makes me feel things, and pretty damn good things at that.
TimeAlurt
Member"Primarina... >X3"
XD
LackingPartners
MemberI know you're blocked n all that, but this is mostly for others.
Pokemon evolutions are not indicative of age. From a trainer's standpoint, it typically is, but it isn't. An evolved pokemon is a pokemon who has a lot of experience, which most often comes from battle. A naturally high evolved pokemon is a badass in terms of skill and a badass in terms of power. If we base Vulpix's aging process on a fox,
and assume it's exactly the same, which it is based on, then we know that a Vulpix will sexually mature at 10 months, and fully mature at 1 year. Considering the ridiculous amount of pokemon, including pokemon that very much taper towards hormonal teens and questioning adults, it would not be surprising to see a Vulpux go ignored for that long.There's also the thing to do with the Professor. This professor, in universe, anyway, wrote the Harkness test, which has three questions you need to ask before you try to fuck something. Is it of human intelligence or greater? Can it communicate with language? Is it of sexual maturity for it's species? If yes to these three, you can engage in sexual intercourse with no moral dilemma. I highly doubt this professor to not abide by his own rules, and would make sure that each of his pokemon has reached maturity before sending them out, considering how confident he is in that pokemon and humans secretly fuck all the time.
So, we use these three questions. Obviously, we've handled the age thing, it's possible that it passes it, and with context clues, that turns into a very likely. It can clearly communicate in terms of vocal and bodily language to the trainer, and considering it's able to engage in proper communication, as in both sides talk to each other as proper equals, and has an understanding of things like "cocksleeves" and "teams", it passes the intelligence test.
The Vulpix passes:
The intelligence test.
The language test.
The maturity test. (Probably)
It's a very solid chance that this Vulpix can be fucked with no repercussions, both morally and legally. (Yes, I'm saying that pokemon and humans can legally fuck, the Harkness book wouldn't have been published if that wasn't the case.)
This was a total waste of time, lol.
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ReadyOrKnot
Member10/10 I lol'd
HornyNightProwler
MemberI wish our miserable irl world was a lot like this pokrnon world ๐
THE MIGHTY SUN
MemberThis gives me serious Venture Bros. vibes for some reason.
Velvetpaw
MemberVulpix was a solid choice. Hope she evolves to look like that awesome Ninetales.
Quantum pluss
MemberI remember watching this in class and I found this to be the gateway to a lot of THINGS. This animation was WAY ahead of it's time
Thewulff
MemberThe artstyle perhaps? GO TEAM VENTURE!!
Bourbon-Fox
MemberThat Leafeon, oooof.
VDVOC
MemberI choose renamon
Furrylover1965
MemberAbsol's smile was the most precious thing.
Quiet observer
MemberWell, I can safely say that I've seen a world that could house all the fantasies that at least 75% of people here have. Thanks!
kurokocrow
MemberLol "little bastard"
HeyLookItsFNaFb
MemberGen 4 has them too.
DistruttoreDiFiga
Memberusually iโm not one for braixenโฆ but this artstyle changed my mind!
MajorPayne4721
MemberLucario would easily be my starter
Trhm bt
MemberHarkness is onto something here
Commander D
MemberHe was right all along
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