I gotta get me one of those portals.

can we get a translation?

Cant translate but.. wake up with morning wood. Put condom on and have a jerkoff session. When done lubing self up use portal keystone. Sit on own dick.
And sit down proper on it. Get dressed and take bus to school. Cos she stays roclhard from the idea of being found out in public.

Isuppose thats how it goes

That's one way to go fuck yourself

TheDeadTimeZone said:
I gotta get me one of those portals.

her portal or your own?

This would make school and other public events so much less awkward for people going through puberty. random public boner? No problem, left boner in backpack/dick box.

And while it might not solve trust issues in relationships, it would get some women off of their men's asses about claims of them cheating. Can't fuck some other chick if their dick is locked in a box.

My God this man is just... Wow, thats honestly all I can say.

portal 3 leaks

Anons_stuff said:
portal 3 leaks

"leaks" I get it

WOW, overweight is not really my thing. But this, i can nicely live with. Love it. <3<3<3

<3<3<3

SnowKittenLove said:
her portal or your own?

both! her's for my ass and mine for my mouth.

sorenxoras said:
This would make school and other public events so much less awkward for people going through puberty. random public boner? No problem, left boner in backpack/dick box.

And while it might not solve trust issues in relationships, it would get some women off of their men's asses about claims of them cheating. Can't fuck some other chick if their dick is locked in a box.

While a boner-box would certainly be convenient, imagine what could happen if someone were to get ahold of it.

Also, don't forget that it is still a portal; all the cheating guy would have to do is pull his dick out of the portal on his end and no more dick-in-a-locked-box.

Although, on a side note, giving your partner your dick-in-a-box would be a pretty romantic gesture.

ZarHakkar said:
While a boner-box would certainly be convenient, imagine what could happen if someone were to get ahold of it.

Also, don't forget that it is still a portal; all the cheating guy would have to do is pull his dick out of the portal on his end and no more dick-in-a-locked-box.

Although, on a side note, giving your partner your dick-in-a-box would be a pretty romantic gesture.

For it to actually be useful there would have to be something to secure the penis. If it can easily be pulled out it can just as easily be pushed out. and what use would the portal be if the dick gets pushed out due to a tight hole or a firm grip?

Lucarcanine said:

Anons_stuff said:portal 3 leaks

"leaks" I get it

that was an unintentional pun

sorenxoras said:
For it to actually be useful there would have to be something to secure the penis. If it can easily be pulled out it can just as easily be pushed out. and what use would the portal be if the dick gets pushed out due to a tight hole or a firm grip?

It could be like a chastity situation

sorenxoras said:
This would make school and other public events so much less awkward for people going through puberty. random public boner? No problem, left boner in backpack/dick box.
Her case here in this image is literally up her ass
And while it might not solve trust issues in relationships, it would get some women off of their men's asses about claims of them cheating. Can't fuck some other chick if their dick is locked in a box.

if there's one pic that's really good with super high res it's this one

snowkittenlove said:
her portal or your own?

Yes.

thedeadtimezone said:
I gotta get me one of those portals.

Actually youll need two portals

ruru04 said:
Actually youll need two portals

thats hilarious