is he eating a crayon sandwich?

poopbackandforth said:
is he eating a crayon sandwich?

Yes, yes he is.

poopbackandforth said:
is he eating a crayon sandwich?

He’s a marine what do you expect? Let’s hope it’s at least Crayola and not that knock off shit. Let’s give him some credit.

Apparently the Marines and Army have equal percentages of drop outs, delinquents, and future sufferers of PTSD the Army has the monopoly of drunks and wife beaters. The Marines hold the monopoly of retards and future serial killers.

Or at least that’s what my possibly in the closet Navy Uncle says about them along with my other uncles who serve in both branches.

silvertonsmith458 said:
He’s a marine what do you expect? Let’s hope it’s at least Crayola and not that knock off shit. Let’s give him some credit.

Apparently the Marines and Army have equal percentages of drop outs, delinquents, and future sufferers of PTSD the Army has the monopoly of drunks and wife beaters. The Marines hold the monopoly of retards and future serial killers.

Or at least that’s what my possibly in the closet Navy Uncle says about them along with my other uncles who serve in both branches.

Makes me think about a few scenes from FMJ

poopbackandforth said:
is he eating a crayon sandwich?

A REAL marine can subsist entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!

vex714 said:
Makes me think about a few scenes from FMJ

"Hoo-ly Jesus, what is that?"

"WHAT the FUCK is THAT?!"

"WHAT IS THIS, PRIVATE PYLE?!?!"

km3333 said:
"Hoo-ly Jesus, what is that?"

"WHAT the FUCK is THAT?!"

"WHAT IS THIS, PRIVATE PYLE?!?!"

“Sir! A jelly donut! Sir!”

"Mmm grayons."

I don't understand the crayon-eating joke. Can someone tell me how it started?

JohnnyJohnJohnson said:
I don't understand the crayon-eating joke. Can someone tell me how it started?

Basically it’s a joke that the marines only accepts idiots, or that only idiots join. The kinds of kids that drank paste and ate crayons in grade school.
There are other stereotypes like the Navy can’t actually swim or they’re all in the closet.
Or in the Army where they’re all alcoholics and fucked in the head in some way making them want to be killers; or are too stupid to think for themselves (though this can be interchanged with the marines also)
And my favorite being the Air Force or Chair Force. Being that they are just nerds that don’t really serve a purpose or actively do anything in the world.

VERY Special Forces...

Craynwich

demarticusstone said:
Yes, yes he is.

The military that your tax dollars go to
Enjoying a nice wax and paper sandwich

I was expecting cigarettes

blutpalast said:
The military that your tax dollars go to
Enjoying a nice wax and paper sandwich

Yeah, but they sure as fuck can kill some shit XD

silvertonsmith458 said:
Basically it’s a joke that the marines only accepts idiots, or that only idiots join. The kinds of kids that drank paste and ate crayons in grade school.
There are other stereotypes like the Navy can’t actually swim or they’re all in the closet.
Or in the Army where they’re all alcoholics and fucked in the head in some way making them want to be killers; or are too stupid to think for themselves (though this can be interchanged with the marines also)
And my favorite being the Air Force or Chair Force. Being that they are just nerds that don’t really serve a purpose or actively do anything in the world.

Thoughts on the U.S.Space Force?