:(

:'(

:C

Anonym said:
Quit being so emo and get another cup of joos bitch!

Just look at him! It probably took him forever to make that glass of joos! So insensitive!

Aww...well at least god gave him a poisoned barb and made the women of his kind sweat milk...This is how I know God is funny.

Nakomis, do you have proof that was made by God? It could have been made up by the Devil, did you think of that either? No? Yeah, didn't think so.

NakomisXI said:
Lung flukes(they eat and live in your lungs), brain flukes(Same thing as lung flukes but in your brain), lampreys(fish with 6 rows of razor sharp teeth designed for latching onto human flesh and drinking blood/organs), nose leeches(Self-explanatory), human bot flies(lay eggs in your skin then you guess what happens next), screw flies(they lay eggs in your wounds) and other horrid parasites that god designed to feed on man kind when he made the universe. No they weren't made later by satan, or by god to punish man. According to the bible god made all the animals at the same time.

You sure God is funny? He made over 20,000+ parasitical creatures that eat our organs from the inside, lay eggs in our skin, give us diseases, and drink our blood/liquefied skin. God isn't funny.

yes he is fucking funny as hell i mean he made retards and skate boarders so yeah hes a pile of roflmfao's

And it all started by a lil platypus that spilt his joos.

If he was a Hitler Platypus, he would have eliminated the joos.

:< thats so sad i want to give him more joos and hug him TT_TT

NakomisXI said:
Lung flukes(they eat and live in your lungs), brain flukes(Same thing as lung flukes but in your brain), lampreys(fish with 6 rows of razor sharp teeth designed for latching onto human flesh and drinking blood/organs), nose leeches(Self-explanatory), human bot flies(lay eggs in your skin then you guess what happens next), screw flies(they lay eggs in your wounds) and other horrid parasites that god designed to feed on man kind when he made the universe. No they weren't made later by satan, or by god to punish man. According to the bible god made all the animals at the same time.

You sure God is funny? He made over 20,000+ parasitical creatures that eat our organs from the inside, lay eggs in our skin, give us diseases, and drink our blood/liquefied skin. God isn't funny.

Slade said:
God is imaginary.
Santa was made up also. :V

well there may be all those parasites ut they dnt just host in humans they use and prey on many other animals as well but god ishilarious and but has a sick sence of humor, and in the case of santa he did exist at one point he was saint nicholes so yeah thier is proof that he was real and fuck in todays world i really dont care about shit like fairy tails because children shouldnt be brought into this world till thier old enough this is why we have fairy tails.

EinTheCorgi said:
yes he is fucking funny as hell i mean he made retards and skate boarders so yeah hes a pile of roflmfao's

there is nothing funny about being retarded! absolutely not, i cant say that every day is a struggle of life for them, but but they do struggle, they do! and as for skateboarders, come on? are you serious, skateboarding is a sport and a thing to do as a hobby. and as for god, i dont think he exists, im an atheist. Sure our modern world was build on religion. religion brought races together and all that shit, im just saying that we should not let other people decide EVERYTHING we shall do. well we have to obey the laws but we should also do things that is reasonable. for example we should look at that sad little platypus and say "naaw, thats to bad :( you want another joose?" and thas all from me.

lol get you fucking debates on whats funny or not out my fucking internets please.

No use crying over spilled milk...but this is joos. O.O OH GOD WHY?! T.T WHAT KIND OF WORLD DOES THIS TO THE INNOCENT?! I MEAN LOOK AT HIS FACE! IT RUINED HIS WHOLE DAY!!!

everyone sadfaces... but they really dont realize that the platipus is a nazi... and by joos... he means jews.

poor little platypus D: -gets moar joos-

Anonym said:
Quit being so emo and get another cup of joos bitch!

Can't.

Fridge exploded.

SlayerS_Boner said:
Can't.

Fridge exploded.

FUCK!

Poor Leonard. =( JJ always puts him through so much crap.

Nabisko said:
everyone sadfaces... but they really dont realize that the platipus is a nazi... and by joos... he means jews.

Ihaveeleminatedallzejuice.jpg

better call his couison Parry

I know the feel bro.

kalma_lordi said:
there is nothing funny about being retarded! absolutely not, i cant say that every day is a struggle of life for them, but but they do struggle, they do! and as for skateboarders, come on? are you serious, skateboarding is a sport and a thing to do as a hobby. and as for god, i dont think he exists, im an atheist. Sure our modern world was build on religion. religion brought races together and all that shit, im just saying that we should not let other people decide EVERYTHING we shall do. well we have to obey the laws but we should also do things that is reasonable. for example we should look at that sad little platypus and say "naaw, thats to bad :( you want another joose?" and thas all from me.

TL;DR

Kanakaruto said:
Nakomis, do you have proof that was made by God? It could have been made up by the Devil, did you think of that either? No? Yeah, didn't think so.

Whoa. Never thought I'd hear a religious debate on here

SlayerS_Boner said:
Can't.

Fridge exploded.

Kat has repeatedly told the girls not to make things that 'splode...

NakomisXI said:
Lung flukes(they eat and live in your lungs), brain flukes(Same thing as lung flukes but in your brain), lampreys(fish with 6 rows of razor sharp teeth designed for latching onto human flesh and drinking blood/organs), nose leeches(Self-explanatory), human bot flies(lay eggs in your skin then you guess what happens next), screw flies(they lay eggs in your wounds) and other horrid parasites that god designed to feed on man kind when he made the universe. No they weren't made later by satan, or by god to punish man. According to the bible god made all the animals at the same time.

You sure God is funny? He made over 20,000+ parasitical creatures that eat our organs from the inside, lay eggs in our skin, give us diseases, and drink our blood/liquefied skin. God isn't funny.

Are you kidding? That's hilarious!

hairydevil said:
Are you kidding? That's hilarious!

I Second.

So sads....

Leonard was about to enjoy his joos.
But then the universe happened, and we all know how the universe feels about Leonard.

"Joos... are you still good?" *sniffles* "I will avenge thee!" "First, a goodbye kiss" *kisses joos* "blech! When did you turn sour?!" "eh, I'll just find someone new" *walks away*

Sigh... this is why we invented joosbawkses, people! So that tragedies like this one wouldn't occur! USE A JOOSBAWKS! WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

The_Masked_Newfag said:
Sigh... this is why we invented joosbawkses, people! So that tragedies like this one wouldn't occur! USE A JOOSBAWKS! WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

You sir, are the now the King of JooBawkses...

Chubbaroni said:
You sir, are the now the King of JoosBawkses...

I accept my coronation as JoosBawks King, and as my first royal decree, I hereby appoint thee as the Earl of Bendee Strozz!

>joos
Fucking nazi. DX<

(In case you didn't notice, I'm JOKING)

Darkside said:
If he was a Hitler Platypus, he would have eliminated the joos.

I would upvote this shit, but I hit my cap for the hour,

hmm

I cri efry teim ;_;

This is the saddest thing ever. I'm going to cry now. :'(

*gives him my joos*

Someone draw a happier version as a conclusion. PLEASE.

😭 donate. Just 4.99$ at month to help all the platypus without their joos.

Saucissonvert said:
:(

Fluffytiger said:
:'(

elad said:
:C

:(
*Sadness fest...*

I just wanna give that creature a hug so bad & em know it'll be okay I don't know if it is a girl or boy

I just wanna give that creature a hug & let em know that it'll be okay

brooks-65 said:
I just wanna give that creature a hug so bad & em know it'll be okay I don't know if it is a girl or boy

brooks-65 said:
I just wanna give that creature a hug & let em know that it'll be okay

Sorry kind of messed up on my earlier comment's

It was say suppose to say this I just wanna give that creature a big hug so badly & let em know it'll be alright

Aww,poor guy