HURRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!

Left dude: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT IN THAT PUNY STAFF OF YOURS, LITTLE MAN!"
Right dude: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHRF! YOU ARE THE ONE TO TALK, BEING STIFF LIKE A FROZEN WORG! THINK YER PATHETIC SWORDFIGHTING SKILLZ IMPRESS ME?!"
Left dude: "HNNNNRRRRRFFFFFF RAAAAAH! MY SEED WILL SILENCE YOUR BLASPHEMIC MOUTH! GRAAH!"
Right dude: "HUUUURGHHHHHHH!!!! MAKE ME!!"