^Will whip ALL the vampires^

CAPPA SOOOUUUUPP!

Spycrabs made me LOL! Here's what the venerable sir is talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE

Ryner said:
^Will whip ALL the vampires^

kinky

Ryner said:
^Will whip ALL the vampires^

Something like http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/movie/326412

reminds me of Hoss from Billy and Mandy...

For some reason, all I can hear while staring into his face is

"DOVAHKIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"

The longer you stare the creepier it gets in my opinion...

prepare uranus

The scariest castlevania character ever...

Out of curiosity, why is this questionable? Is this due to the rape face itself?

I didn't realize Simon sold Cup-A-Soup.

When I saw that at first I thought it was Ash from Army of Darkness.

Like Heavy Weapons Guy mixed with Sylvester Stallone.

He's got a PICKLE CHIN!!!

He's got a PICKLE CHIN!!!

Bruce Campbell as Simon Belmont. "Hail to the king baby!"

blagden said:
prepare uranus

Prepare ur anus Dracula.