judy hopps (zootopia and etc) created by doxy
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  • glavedier said:
    She's a quasi-obligate herbivore and is monogastric. There's hind-gut fermentation going on. And she might still be obligately coprophagic. Her guts are gonna blow.

    Never before have I wondered about the gas production of rabbits, but I'm wondering now. Somehow this is better than thinking on this comic.

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  • glavedier said:
    She's a quasi-obligate herbivore and is monogastric. There's hind-gut fermentation going on. And she might still be obligately coprophagic. Her guts are gonna blow.

    With any luck, Nick will be standing behind her when she goes off.

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  • glavedier said:
    Much like how it's silly to make caribou, a species with almost zero sexual dimorphism, into a symbol of male domination, it's a very uncomfortable thing to make any browsing herbivore the focus of an anal play extended comic. Should have been a carnivore.

    Listen, I love science 'n' shit as much as the next guy, but (and this is gonna blow your mind) I'm here to jack off, not have a High School biology lesson on rabbit guts. Also speaking of questioning the anatomy of porn, there's lots of posts that ignore anatomy (not calling that post out exclusively, just the first image I found), so I'm not sure why you chose one of the tamer ones to go off on, seeing as anal sex isn't exactly the weirdest thing on this site.

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  • glavedier said:
    Who could have predicted that? Still full of crap, blocked up, and struggling to move along. Frankly, she's lucky about certain realities to be revealed later. Depending on her meal schedule that might be more painful than less so.

    ...

    Oh no...

    She's a quasi-obligate herbivore and is monogastric. There's hind-gut fermentation going on. And she might still be obligately coprophagic. Her guts are gonna blow.

    Much like how it's silly to make caribou, a species with almost zero sexual dimorphism, into a symbol of male domination, it's a very uncomfortable thing to make any browsing herbivore the focus of an anal play extended comic. Should have been a carnivore.

    glavedier said:
    That's not a narrative creation. That's an image. It has no justification. It was crafted, like a table or a bathroom floor. This lasted long enough to build a narrative structure. Make something long enough it becomes an acceptable target for literary critique. Nothing is immune. Seek refuge in audacity. I don't care. But no commentary is ever bad. You're not usually drinking the sand because you're thirsty. I think you're drinking the sand out of spite. You don't have to defend the meaningless. Even saying "It's just a prank porn, bromide" is an excuse. If it has no meaning, walk away and invest none of your energy.

    And since you copied the part about caribou, that's the other part: If you get a basic fact that anyone can see with working eyes or can learn via functioning ears and which is the opposite of esoteric, you look stupid. And worse, lazy. You got something so simple so wrong it makes you look like a chattering imbecile. A typewriter monkey. Any other choice made would have had no cost, made no one look bad but avoided a look of incompetence.

    Got DAMN, look at Rick Sanchez over here.

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  • glavedier said:
    Zzz

    Yes, no doubt everybody is impressed with your ability to memorize zoological facts. However, everything you’ve said boils down to irrelevant posturing that completely ignores any context. If you’re going to complain that extended buttplug use doesn’t gel with the realities of rabbits’ digestive systems, why not also object to the fact that Judy has opposable thumbs and the capacity for speech? The entire premise of the Zootopia franchise is completely zoologically inaccurate and you’re sitting here ranting about rabbit farts.

    Simply put: no one cares lol

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