Biology Teacher: Did you know there's sugar in sperm?

Girl: How come it doesn't taste like it then?

Biology Teacher: Because the part of your tongue that is for sweet things is on the tip of your tongue... not the part at the back of your throat.

Raven_Blakwulf said:
Biology Teacher: Did you know there's sugar in sperm?

Girl: How come it doesn't taste like it then?

Biology Teacher: Because the part of your tongue that is for sweet things is on the tip of your tongue... not the part at the back of your throat.

That's actually incorrect taste buds are all over the tongue.

Somepony's going to need some counseling

Monfang said:
That's actually incorrect taste buds are all over the tongue.

Yes but they're clustered in different regions so that must of certain taste buds are in certain sectors. Plus if you're going to be picky there are no taste buds at the back of one's throat

boko said:
Yes but they're clustered in different regions so that must of certain taste buds are in certain sectors. Plus if you're going to be picky there are no taste buds at the back of one's throat

If I was going to be picky, i would state that most of one's taste comes from their sense of smell, not their tongue. But I've done research on this after watching Good Eats. The taste buds that taste Salt, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy and Meaty are spread all over the tongue, not in groups.

You guys and your porno. So silly.

boko said:
Somepony's going to need some counseling

I think after that they BOTH do, but for different reasons.

boko said:
Yes but they're clustered in different regions so that must of certain taste buds are in certain sectors. Plus if you're going to be picky there are no taste buds at the back of one's throat

*nerd glasses on* Right.

I have to side with Sir Monfang. The different types of taste buds cover all over the tongue, rather than grouping in certain spots. Just cover your entire tongue in salt or sugar, and you'll find that you can taste it all over the tongue.

It doesn't matter because the taste of jizz varies from person to person based on their diet.
If you eat a lot of fruit, it gets sweet(pineapple is what people usually eat or this), and eating meat makes it more bitter.
Basically giving people who don't eat meat head rules.

Raven_Blakwulf said:
Biology Teacher: Did you know there's sugar in sperm?

Girl: How come it doesn't taste like it then?

Biology Teacher: Because the part of your tongue that is for sweet things is on the tip of your tongue... not the part at the back of your throat.

now add semen to your tea, and chocomilk ;D

dienei said:
now add semen to your tea, and chocomilk ;D

Yo Dawg, I heard you like milk in your chocomilk so we got some dudes who jack off into your drinks.

Don't over think it, just fap to it and be done...

TASTEBUDS ARE SOME SERIOUSLY INTERESTING BUSINESS.

I love how people on a pornographic website are so desensitized as to have an intelectual debate on such matters as biology and backing responses with sources. Fascinating.

who the fuck cries during a blowjob

Why is Doc crying about it?

boko said:
Yes but they're clustered in different regions so that must of certain taste buds are in certain sectors. Plus if you're going to be picky there are no taste buds at the back of one's throat

Wrong. They are located around the small structures on the upper surface of the tongue, soft palate, upper esophagus and epiglottis.

voted up cause it is adorably innocent.

The most awkward thing is that i cant tell if those are tears of sadness or joy.

This picture fails on every aspect, just looks at those anons arguing about the taste buds.

also, thinking about it, since they eat fruits, veggies, and oats Derpy is absolutely right. xD

ippiki_ookami said:
who the fuck cries during a blowjob

Pussies.

Monfang said:
The taste buds that taste Salt, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy and Meaty

im sorry, meaty? wut?

DJ-jack said:
im sorry, meaty? wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

DJ-jack said:
im sorry, meaty? wut?

It was theorized in Japan. They call it 'Umagi' for 'meaty'. It's a flavor that comes only from meat and how you can recognize it when you taste it.

Philith said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

Monfang said:
It was theorized in Japan. They call it 'Umagi' for 'meaty'. It's a flavor that comes only from meat and how you can recognize it when you taste it.

ah, i see now. thank you

Raven_Blakwulf said:
Biology Teacher: Did you know there's sugar in sperm?

Girl: How come it doesn't taste like it then?

Biology Teacher: Because the part of your tongue that is for sweet things is on the tip of your tongue... not the part at the back of your throat.

Monfang said:
That's actually incorrect taste buds are all over the tongue.

boko said:
Yes but they're clustered in different regions so that must of certain taste buds are in certain sectors. Plus if you're going to be picky there are no taste buds at the back of one's throat

Monfang said:
If I was going to be picky, i would state that most of one's taste comes from their sense of smell, not their tongue. But I've done research on this after watching Good Eats. The taste buds that taste Salt, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy and Meaty are spread all over the tongue, not in groups.

The_Soldier said:
*nerd glasses on* Right.

dienei said:
now add semen to your tea, and chocomilk ;D

Why everyone is talking about sperm ???

K.E. said:
Why is Doc crying about it?

Because the Doctor purposely tries to avoid any kind of meaningful relationship with humans (or in this case, ponies) mainly because he is for all intents and purposes next to immortal, and because of this he thinks that it's his fault that Derpy is sucking him off, and can't seem to come to the actual conclusion that Derpy wants to have a sexual relationship with him.
This is as good of an explanation as one can explain.

dan3697 said:
Because the Doctor purposely tries to avoid any kind of meaningful relationship with humans (or in this case, ponies) mainly because he is for all intents and purposes next to immortal, and because of this he thinks that it's his fault that Derpy is sucking him off, and can't seem to come to the actual conclusion that Derpy wants to have a sexual relationship with him.
This is as good of an explanation as one can explain.

You, my friend, win in ever seance of the word.

iwon'ttellyoumyname said:
Why everyone is talking about sperm ???

Why the hell is everyone talking about sperm and taste buds?!

Cid619 said:
Why the hell is everyone talking about sperm and taste buds?!

Because you need to taste the rainblow.

K.E. said:
Why is Doc crying about it?

hes a pussy

MC_rex said:
Because you need to taste the rainblow.

you sir, have won +5000000000000000000000000000000000000
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ippiki_ookami said:
who the fuck cries during a blowjob

A pure hearted person?

iwon'ttellyoumyname said:
Why everyone is talking about sperm ???

Because it is important.

derpyhoof said:
you sir, have won +5000000000000000000000000000000000000
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5mentarios said:
The most awkward thing is that i cant tell if those are tears of sadness or joy.

This picture fails on every aspect, just looks at those anons arguing about the taste buds.

Are you serious? o.o Those don't even remotely look like tears of joy. Dude's getting raped, and as previously stated, he feels responsible for it.

bleph said:
It doesn't matter because the taste of jizz varies from person to person based on their diet.
If you eat a lot of fruit, it gets sweet(pineapple is what people usually eat or this), and eating meat makes it more bitter.
Basically giving people who don't eat meat head rules.

Horses don't eat meat.. xD

The french call it - love :p

Only on this site could a discussion about Blowing a horse turn into a vibrant discussion about the tongue, taste buds and the taste centres of the brain