Imagine the sandwiches he can make with THAT knife...

dude just like the meowscular chef from monster hunter world!

Man life must be real tough on Pyramid head with the covid 19 slowing down Silent Hill's tourism, even he had to get a proper job. These are sad times we're living in.

the biggest knife for the cleanest cut

Eat fresh

If you're wondering why carry the sword if he's not gonna use it, well it's simple it helps with the social anxiety

Simple job for a simple man. Good man.

This is uber

"... Okay, bye James."

tentacleumbra said:
If you're wondering why carry the sword if he's not gonna use it, well it's simple it helps with the social anxiety

It’s a comically large knife

nottheknown said:
It’s a comically large knife

To spread mayonnaise from a comically large jar