Sherri had never really cared for the idea of speed dating, it always seemed like something desperate people did on a lonely Tuesday night to get out of the house. Doreen on the other hand was more excited than she was, almost to a point of annoyance. The little squirrel girl had been chirping about it every day for the past few days and had made Sherri regret even agreeing to it. Even the location felt depressing as the meetup was scheduled inside of a mostly empty Applebee’s. Discount cheap margaritas and frozen bag mozzarella sticks for the lonely hearts club Sherri thought bitterly as she started to walk down the parking lot.

“I’m so excited!” Doreen was way too happy to be at this kind of function, she was all dolled up and practically bouncing towards the door. “It’s going to be so much fun, I wonder if I’ll meet a nice guy. Oh I’m sure I will-“

“What are you talking about?” Sherri huffed as she looked through her purse, she may not be excited about it but she wasn’t planning on not looking her best. “The boys down at the card shop love you. Especially Dwight, you two are so cute together I love getting to call you my D&D couple.”

“Oh I know,” Doreen frowned slightly as she fidgeted with her new purse. “It’s just, I want a guy that’ll take me to nice places, and the movies and not just.. make me the group fuckhole on EDH night.”

The doggirl glanced down lifting a brow at her companion. “But you love being the group fuckhole on EDH night.”

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