Man spreading to an all new level

Love the 'hefty' and 'stand clear'

His sure is smug now, that is until he can't move anymore and he succumbs to some horrible fate as a result.

agoldenchest said:
His sure is smug now, that is until he can't move anymore and he succumbs to some horrible fate as a result.

yeah but he’s gonna die with massive nuts. big difference

rowurbote said:
yeah but he’s gonna die with massive nuts. big difference

Or he'll amass a cult following of men and women who worship him for him massive nuttage. At least, until he has to get off at his stop...

To be fair, he had to get on that bus SOMEHOW, so he might have someone helping him move or some sort of tiny Fork Lift robot that carries his bulge around. Which... honestly, the latter sounds hilarious.

"In Cyberpunk 2077, what makes you a criminal? Getting cock."

spookyhebrew39 said:
Man spreading to an all new level

fuck feminest with there stop men spreading which they forget we have balls and they dont

I mean alternatively he could bounce around on them like that one episode of southpark.