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Well, well it appears that the vixenmagazine is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

dragoe said:
Well, well it appears that the vixenmagazine is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

Oof

I'm not posting that copypasta again lol

Draconic looking Vaporeon compared to the typical canine/feline look... :o

dragoe said:
Well, well it appears that the vixenmagazine is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I value your oppinion how ever I dissagree

Well akshually, in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans. This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing.

Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon.

Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more).

Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny).

Its access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

dragoe said:
Novel

Lmao, the amount of "fuck" has got me reading in this dude's voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8&ab_channel=Cheogear

rylasasin said:
Novel but for straight people.

I get that reference.

They're pokemon not foxes/canid, but this image makes it look like a lizard person.

Horny Deep-water Vaporeons in your local area.

vixenwastaken said:
Horny Deep-water Vaporeons in your local area.

Sounds fishy

rylasasin said:
Well akshually, in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans... able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

Umbreon? More like Cumbreon! A very compelling argument. However! When agitated, this pokémon can spray poisonous sweat from its pores. Not very good when you're trying to be rough. Which, is why I vouch for the Sylveon take top spot (and/or be on top).

Sylveon can learn also some of the moves that you have mentioned. Sylvies can learn moves like: Disarming Voice, Calm Mind, and Draining Kiss. DRAINING KISS! Turn that into a DRAINING SUCC to suck your cock dry and drain your balls. Sylvie sex toy has fur. While not as lascivious as wet vaporeon skin, fur allows for much better cuddles after a fullday’s fucking. Their white fur absorbs cum, making a full white Sylveon to be possible. Sure, dark fur allows for a better contrast of colors, but are you gonna produce enough to turn your Umbreon white? Also, jizz and poison doesn't sound very good.

According to various sources, Sylveons are known to have a friendly attitude and can be rough when needed. Those scarf-like appendages? They are very versatile. Sylvies can tease you, restrict you, or allow you to be rough.

For example: Sylveon can tease you by unzipping your clothes and stroking you. Or they can restrict you, making pokemon the master. You could pull and tug as you're pounding them from the front or the back.

As for human breeding, I'd say that Sylveons are more optimal. They are more adapted to urban life, do not need a constant source of water for consistent lovemaking, and friendly to humans. Making them the best pokemon to mate with!

ninja_twinkies said:
Umbreon? More like Cumbreon! A very compelling argument. However! When agitated, this pokémon can spray poisonous sweat from its pores. Not very good when you're trying to be rough. Which, is why I vouch for the Sylveon take top spot (and/or be on top).

Sylveon can learn also some of the moves that you have mentioned. Sylvies can learn moves like: Disarming Voice, Calm Mind, and Draining Kiss. DRAINING KISS! Turn that into a DRAINING SUCC to suck your cock dry and drain your balls. Sylvie sex toy has fur. While not as lascivious as wet vaporeon skin, fur allows for much better cuddles after a fullday’s fucking. Their white fur absorbs cum, making a full white Sylveon to be possible. Sure, dark fur allows for a better contrast of colors, but are you gonna produce enough to turn your Umbreon white? Also, jizz and poison doesn't sound very good.

According to various sources, Sylveons are known to have a friendly attitude and can be rough when needed. Those scarf-like appendages? They are very versatile. Sylvies can tease you, restrict you, or allow you to be rough.

For example: Sylveon can tease you by unzipping your clothes and stroking you. Or they can restrict you, making pokemon the master. You could pull and tug as you're pounding them from the front or the back.

As for human breeding, I'd say that Sylveons are more optimal. They are more adapted to urban life, do not need a constant source of water for consistent lovemaking, and friendly to humans. Making them the best pokemon to mate with!

I love how people are arguing on which Pokemon is the most compatible for humans on a porn website instead of jacking off lmao.

ninja_twinkies said:
Umbreon? More like Cumbreon! A very compelling argument. However! When agitated, this pokémon can spray poisonous sweat from its pores. Not very good when you're trying to be rough. Which, is why I vouch for the Sylveon take top spot (and/or be on top).

Sylveon can learn also some of the moves that you have mentioned. Sylvies can learn moves like: Disarming Voice, Calm Mind, and Draining Kiss. DRAINING KISS! Turn that into a DRAINING SUCC to suck your cock dry and drain your balls. Sylvie sex toy has fur. While not as lascivious as wet vaporeon skin, fur allows for much better cuddles after a fullday’s fucking. Their white fur absorbs cum, making a full white Sylveon to be possible. Sure, dark fur allows for a better contrast of colors, but are you gonna produce enough to turn your Umbreon white? Also, jizz and poison doesn't sound very good.

According to various sources, Sylveons are known to have a friendly attitude and can be rough when needed. Those scarf-like appendages? They are very versatile. Sylvies can tease you, restrict you, or allow you to be rough.

For example: Sylveon can tease you by unzipping your clothes and stroking you. Or they can restrict you, making pokemon the master. You could pull and tug as you're pounding them from the front or the back.

As for human breeding, I'd say that Sylveons are more optimal. They are more adapted to urban life, do not need a constant source of water for consistent lovemaking, and friendly to humans. Making them the best pokemon to mate with!

*Pushes glasses up* You fool! The best of the eeveelutions was right in front of you the whole time. And it's Eevee herself! You see, Eevee is also a more common starter pokemon than Espeon or Umbreon, so its more likely that you already start off with a fleshlight than battle to get one. Plus a smaller pokemon means a tighter fit, and if its size you're after Gigantamax Eevee exists. Overwhelming playful and fluffy. Don't forget it's about the relationship, not just the fucking...well it is all about the fucking. But still! The journey is important, you've got to know your pokemon. If you spend more time at night, city, or in the water, then Eevee can evolve into those versions best suited. You've got to "explore" your pokemon and know the "insides and outsides".

Now there's a lot of you can do. You can cum inside Eevee's mouth, ass, pussy, chest floof, armpits, etc. Then cum on Eevee's chest, legs, back, etc...just make a cum rag. Then you can let Eevee turn you into a cum rag. Sure you can do that to the other eeveelutions, but! You didn't start with them now did you?>:3 When the pounding is all done and you've widen your pokemon's glory hole, you can cuddle with your eevee with all it's fluffy glory.

When the vanilla shit gets boring, moves can be introduced. *wow* Eevee can do Covet, Helping Hand, Tail Whip, Baby-Doll Eyes, Bite, Copycat, Charm, Fake Tears, etc. There's also Partner Eevee, who cums with Bouncy Bubble, Buzzy Buzz, Sizzly Slide, Glitzy Glow, Baddy Bad, Sappy Seed, Freezy Frost, Sparkly Swirl, and the Partner Power, Veevee Volley. Fun fact: The marking on the tip of a female Partner Eevee's tail is heart-shaped which is cute. And then there's Gigantamax Eevee! Need I say more about the implications of snuggles, being dom'd, or giant fetishes?

All that before evolution. Now THAT is a journey. Look, no matter who you pick, your journey will hinge on cooperation, teamwork, and understanding. It's important that both of you should feel comfortable with each other. So no matter what changes or evolution either of you undergo, you will always have a foundation of trust and friendship.

ikissu-3- said:
*Pushes glasses up* You fool! The best of the eeveelutions was right in front of you the whole time. And it's Eevee herself! You see, Eevee is also a more common starter pokemon than Espeon or Umbreon, so its more likely that you already start off with a fleshlight than battle to get one. Plus a smaller pokemon means a tighter fit, and if its size you're after Gigantamax Eevee exists. Overwhelming playful and fluffy. Don't forget it's about the relationship, not just the fucking...well it is all about the fucking. But still! The journey is important, you've got to know your pokemon. If you spend more time at night, city, or in the water, then Eevee can evolve into those versions best suited. You've got to "explore" your pokemon and know the "insides and outsides".

Now there's a lot of you can do. You can cum inside Eevee's mouth, ass, pussy, chest floof, armpits, etc. Then cum on Eevee's chest, legs, back, etc...just make a cum rag. Then you can let Eevee turn you into a cum rag. Sure you can do that to the other eeveelutions, but! You didn't start with them now did you?>:3 When the pounding is all done and you've widen your pokemon's glory hole, you can cuddle with your eevee with all it's fluffy glory.

When the vanilla shit gets boring, moves can be introduced. *wow* Eevee can do Covet, Helping Hand, Tail Whip, Baby-Doll Eyes, Bite, Copycat, Charm, Fake Tears, etc. There's also Partner Eevee, who cums with Bouncy Bubble, Buzzy Buzz, Sizzly Slide, Glitzy Glow, Baddy Bad, Sappy Seed, Freezy Frost, Sparkly Swirl, and the Partner Power, Veevee Volley. Fun fact: The marking on the tip of a female Partner Eevee's tail is heart-shaped which is cute. And then there's Gigantamax Eevee! Need I say more about the implications of snuggles, being dom'd, or giant fetishes?

All that before evolution. Now THAT is a journey. Look, no matter who you pick, your journey will hinge on cooperation, teamwork, and understanding. It's important that both of you should feel comfortable with each other. So no matter what changes or evolution either of you undergo, you will always have a foundation of trust and friendship.

That last paragraph seems very familiar

dragoe said:
Well, well it appears that the vixenmagazine is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

Yeah, you go and get a male one, I'll take care of the female ones.