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  • "Uhhh this is your captain speaking, we're experiencing some slight delays due to unforeseen events, please fasten your seat belts and assume the water landing procedure and prepare to dive!" xD

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  • destinyisab1tch said:
    "Uhhh this is your captain speaking, we're experiencing some slight delays due to unforeseen events, please fasten your seat belts and assume the water landing procedure and prepare to dive!" xD

    lol perfect joke and smart.

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  • OH, so that's why they it call a cockpit!

    I can't believe no one has made this joke in ten years...

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  • Pilot: Her fluids are filling the cockpit!....

    co-pilot: The cockpit door is jammed! (ziiippppppp!)

    Pilot: What are you doing?

    Co-pilot: Dude, we're in the biggest pussy ever, if we don't die, then this is a memory we'll treasure for ever!

    Pilot: (Ziiippppppp!)

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