Now you've all done it. Vaporeon has found the copy/pasta and they're not happy.

don't shoot me vapey

poofwoof said:
Now you've all done it. Vaporeon has found the copy/pasta and they're not happy.

What copypasta? You mean the one that talks about that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more? That copypasta? Kuzco's copypasta? The copypasta reposted on every other vaporeon pic specifically to annoy kuzco? Kuzco's vaporeon copypasta? For epic furry memer culture?

The internet used Copypasta!
Vaporeons is sacred!

When someone introduces you to their fetish.

Hey guys... Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...

Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans...

Vaporeon was made for sex.
-THE FISH

cyberzeen said:
Hey guys... Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...

...Vaporeon is NOT actually the most compatible for humans. And no, I am not talking about umbreon or any other eeveelution either. Why? Becuase humans are not in the field egg type. So, while the eeveelutions are fine sexual companions (if you are into that sorta thing) , they are useless iin that breeding compartment.

End the copypasta, and fiind the true herald.

user_711637 said:
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a year late but i'm loving the Emperor's New Groove reference at the end

ragnars_rock said:
...Vaporeon is NOT actually the most compatible for humans. And no, I am not talking about umbreon or any other eeveelution either. Why? Becuase humans are not in the field egg type. So, while the eeveelutions are fine sexual companions (if you are into that sorta thing) , they are useless iin that breeding compartment.

End the copypasta, and fiind the true herald.

Are you sure about that some Pokemon do have 2 egg groups obviously humans would be in the human type egg group but a very strong case could be made that humans are field type as well thus meaning...

user_711637 said:
What copypasta? You mean the one that talks about that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more? That copypasta? Kuzco's copypasta? The copypasta reposted on every other vaporeon pic specifically to annoy kuzco? Kuzco's vaporeon copypasta? For epic furry memer culture?

Oh.... My god....