From source:

> You decide to get to the city through an abandoned forest path - it will be faster this way.
> Stepping on mossy stones, you feel someone's presence.

* Check for Attentiveness... Failure! *

> Someone is jumping on you from the bushes!
> You feel like your wallet is gone.

* 211 golden coins lost! *

> This is a kobold thief.

* Prepare for battle! *

> You draw your sword, preparing to reclaim the taken away wealth.
> Suddenly, the kobold turns its back on you and lifts its tail, shamelessly exposing her rear!

* Check for Resistance... Failure! *

> You cannot look away from what you see.
> You feel how your pants are getting tight for you.

* Check for Seduction... Success! *
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