What a waste of lube

Wolframite said:
What a waste of lube

It's okay! There's another toy out of the shot that is next.

nicely made!

Well *that's* gonna be a bitch to clean up.

Sexy

Being single sucks because I'll never walk into my bedroom and find this.

jorgan713 said:
Being single sucks because I'll never walk into my bedroom and find this.

Not true! With proper application of ether, you too can pose an unconcious woman just like this!

Seriously though it doesn't happen like this in the vast majority of relationships either.

Normally you look at one another, nod or wink, then furiously begin beating the shit out of each other to establish dominance.

Once one side of the relationship proves itself superior via TKO, or tapout you proceed to stake your claim on, in, and within the general vicinity of their erogenous bits.

Rinse repeat a few times a week with varying shades of black and blue mixed in for good measure.

Rook said:
Not true! With proper application of ether, you too can pose an unconcious woman just like this!

Seriously though it doesn't happen like this in the vast majority of relationships either.

Normally you look at one another, nod or wink, then furiously begin beating the shit out of each other to establish dominance.

Once one side of the relationship proves itself superior via TKO, or tapout you proceed to stake your claim on, in, and within the general vicinity of their erogenous bits.

Rinse repeat a few times a week with varying shades of black and blue mixed in for good measure.

all of my wat

Sexy. Very. <3

new tag: wasteful