You can start by putting your fucking shorts back on.

chastitycoyote said:
Someone clearly missed the memo that this is indeed, a mostly furry porn repository. Going by that fact, the question she has asked is rhetorical, and solely intended to arouse and excite the casual connoisseur of said furry porn into mental flights of fancy on just what he or she would do to help this poor lass solve her unfortunate condition.

At this point, said casual observer of this art piece might be thinking a myriad of ways to help, such as:

• "quick girl! lets get you immediately into a cold shower..."
• "Poor Lass! Here is a towel, wrap it around your waist and run home post haste !..."

But for the casual viewers of this site, the most common response for the content here, would probably be:

• "Damn girl, lets rip those shorts off and I will **** you ***** with my ******, then we can **** right here.

See, the possibilities here are endless, unless you're a prude offended by porn on a porn site.

Otherwise, we all win, and no one got hurt.

With that -

Adieu gentle readers.

pipe down

seicobass said:
You can start by putting your fucking shorts back on.

Wouldn’t it just soak her shorts when she puts them back on

chastitycoyote said:
Someone clearly missed the memo that this is indeed, a mostly furry porn repository. Going by that fact, the question she has asked is rhetorical, and solely intended to arouse and excite the casual connoisseur of said furry porn into mental flights of fancy on just what he or she would do to help this poor lass solve her unfortunate condition.

At this point, said casual observer of this art piece might be thinking a myriad of ways to help, such as:

• "quick girl! lets get you immediately into a cold shower..."
• "Poor Lass! Here is a towel, wrap it around your waist and run home post haste !..."

But for the casual viewers of this site, the most common response for the content here, would probably be:

• "Damn girl, lets rip those shorts off and I will **** you ***** with my ******, then we can **** right here.

See, the possibilities here are endless, unless you're a prude offended by porn on a porn site.

Otherwise, we all win, and no one got hurt.

With that -

Adieu gentle readers.

Should've saved this for someone who wasn't clearly kidding. Could've been one of the all-time funniest comments on this site if you had waited to unleash it on a serious prude.

seicobass said:
You can start by putting your fucking shorts back on.

Or even your regular shorts.