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So hard, so horny
So nervous, so restless, down "here"
Is it the loneliness
That's got you hot, friends?
Or perhaps, it is my-
Cute gerenuk rear?
That's right, you see
So many things can trigger the centaurs with overactive libidos
But that's okay
If your dick swings that way.
Okay then like, when do we goon?
I'm so glad you asked, everybody, look under your seats!
You can cum in a rag (cum in a rag?)
Just cum in a rag (cum in a rag!)
Keep thrustin' and bustin' and put all your trust in I'll make you feel glad (I feel kinda better)
The porn we all watch is depraved
With balls struggling under their weight
Just remember you aren't forever alone when you think life's a drag
You can cum in a rag
(This is good edge material but we're still going with the No Fap King)
All hail the No Fap King!
You see sometimes we fondle our hairy things
And torture them with week long edging
In this case that would be the no fapping and no nut November
You're only denying relief
As you pre-cum all over your briefs
Cause this is a case of-
Unhealthy semen retention?
Oh you guys have got this,
Now cum in a rag (cum in a rag!)
And cum in my vag (cum in her vag!)
Your sheets are sticky and crusting
and that is the reason,
You need a good shag (take it, Glendale!)
We might always feel a bit 'perv'ous
Butt... (lol)
Even cocks like yours need a service!
Will you cream in me?
And use me like a rag?
Cause we don't need the no fapping
We're relieving ourselves,
As we're cuming into
A rag!
hesitant brony
Memberokay, props to writing a whole porn parody of the song.
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