THE ONLY THING SHE'S HELPED TO DO HERE IS STRETCH MY JEANS.

Acolyte said:
THE ONLY THING SHE'S HELPED TO DO HERE IS STRETCH MY JEANS.

That made me smile

HELP I'M BEING RAPED!
Policeman: Oh nooooooo -hides the handcuffs- We left the handcuffs at the precinct

please oh god don't stop here mr. author

ArdesCadaver said:
please oh god don't stop here mr. author

feared so

What happens next!? DONT STOP HERE

runningwiththewolves said:
HELP I'M BEING RAPED!
Policeman: Oh nooooooo -hides the handcuffs- We left the handcuffs at the precinct

Ur probably pretty cool but this is the worst post on the website