My name is Friendo Trezorovich Fidoesku-Laikaovsky. Or "Comrade Friendo" for all the world.

Hello, friend.

Hello, friend.

Hello, friend.

I adore your documentaries. Especially the last one, “Bearia: bearing the bears”.

And I am still alive. Hooray!

I led this country almost forty dog years ago.

I beg your pardon, I have things to do. See you at the gala banquet!

Finally, today the country will reach the peak of its greatness.