european mythology and etc created by lizardlars
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  • King: We have a problem, gentlemen. A rival nation has hired a dragon to come roast our village. What can we do?
    General: We can hire our own dragon to fight off their dragon, sire. But we must make sure it is another male dragon so they won't be tempted to mate in the middle of the town square and later decide to roast us, anyway.
    King: What if they are gay dragons...?
    General: There are no such things as gay dragons, sire.

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  • CandleJake said:
    King: We have a problem, gentlemen. A rival nation has hired a dragon to come roast our village. What can we do?
    General: We can hire our own dragon to fight off their dragon, sire. But we must make sure it is another male dragon so they won't be tempted to mate in the middle of the town square and later decide to roast us, anyway.
    King: What if they are gay dragons...?
    General: There are no such things as gay dragons, sire.

    King: You were wrong.
    General: I am aware, sire.
    King: What do we do now? How can we stop them?
    General: I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

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  • Danquin said:
    King: You were wrong.
    General: I am aware, sire.
    King: What do we do now? How can we stop them?
    General: I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

    I laugh so hard,I cry

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  • Swgfurry said:
    Hah, love the guy on the right, paw'n off to the scene.

    "May as well!"

    As long as they didn't roll over and squish me I would do that too.

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