I laughed hard and then felt sad for him.
But that's still funny.

Fmafanclub said:
I laughed hard and then felt sad for him.
But that's still funny.

"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.

This is what happen if you don't pay your tax bill.

Fmafanclub said:
I laughed hard and then felt sad for him.
But that's still funny.

Wait, how is this funny?
Poor Ampharos... <:c

BlackenedVulpine said:
Wait, how is this funny?
Poor Ampharos... <:c

I think the funny thing about this is that this most likely would never happen in the world of pokemon, yet here we are

BlackenedVulpine said:
Wait, how is this funny?
Poor Ampharos... <:c

It's hilarious when I picture the kid's face.

Almost like they have a storage device so they stay in some kind of stasis while knocked out or something . . .

Well I guess your just gonna have to go to the next town

Go to the shop and buy a revive

Daneasaur said:
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

You sir...are amazing

This is me whenever I just want to get to a Pokemon Center, except they are always mirages.

falconpunch said:
Go to the shop and buy a revive

Sorry we're closed

This is what would gappen if republicans existed in pokemon

A strange way to cure a Pokémon with no items is putting it in the PC, then take it out and poof, your Pokémon is cured.

I'm LOLing at the "bad end" tag

IguanasAreCool said:
Well I guess your just gonna have to go to the next town

That gonna be a long way to carry that ampharos though.

Thora said:
That gonna be a long way to carry that ampharos though.

CamKitty said:
Almost like they have a storage device so they stay in some kind of stasis while knocked out or something . . .

Yeah, Ampharos is 135 pounds. It's not the only one that should be fainted.

Daneasaur said:
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

"Ellis, is now the best time?"

GarethGobulcoque said:
Yeah, Ampharos is 135 pounds. It's not the only one that should be fainted.

Really?, I was thinkin somewhere close to 200Lbs

Thora said:
Really?, I was thinkin somewhere close to 200Lbs

My measurement is from the official wiki, which also says Ampharos is 4'7". I think the conversion from rest-of-the-world measurements to American ones makes Pokemon a lot smaller than they look.

Duster said:
Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.

and that bitch would like to battle

shotien said:
This is what happen if you don't pay your tax bill.

This is what happens when you let capitalists run the hospital and nobody can afford to use it.

falconpunch said: Go to the shop and buy a revive

TheYoshiMurderer said: Sorry we're closed

FFFFFFFFFF.....

Daneasaur said:
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

You, good sir, just got an internet.

Duster said:
Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.

"Sup bitches?"

LOL! That's messed up!

Get on your unconscious Pidgey and fly back home.

Fmafanclub said:
It's hilarious when I picture the kid's face.

you mean this look?
https://e621.net/post/show/239864/-o-abra-ambiguous_gender-backpack-brown_hair-comic

wolfegalvin said:
you mean this look?
https://e621.net/post/show/239864/-o-abra-ambiguous_gender-backpack-brown_hair-comic

Oh my god, that is the most glorious thing ever XD

Thanks, Obama.

If you feel bad about this, just assume that something used Hynposis on Ampharos. It won't wake up out of battle~

Lance_Armstrong said:
Thanks, Obama.

We'll you ain't gonna get Obamacare now nigga

Idosay said:
We'll you ain't gonna get Obamacare now nigga

Nigga that shits free! my fucking gerbil can get obamacare if he wants.

Duster said:
Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.

Also known as..... Assfart

CamKitty said:
Almost like they have a storage device so they stay in some kind of stasis while knocked out or something . . .

I doubt this guy has enough money to buy pokeballs

Fmafanclub said:
It's hilarious when I picture the kid's face.

You can see it in the reflection on the door.

Duster said:
Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.

Don't you mean, "Bitchmouth OAK"?

Daneasaur said:
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

"HOLY SHIT, GUYS! KIDDIE LAAAND!" -Ellis

Fmafanclub said:
It's hilarious when I picture the kid's face.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/the-39-clues-mbers/images/5/58/Personnages-celebres-Troll-face-Troll-face-fuuuu-28382.png/revision/latest%253Fcb%253D20130818102641&imgrefurl=http://the-39-clues-mbers.wikia.com/wiki/File:Personnages-celebres-Troll-face-Troll-face-fuuuu-28382.png&h=961&w=919&tbnid=7cm1aQr2VsoFnM:&zoom=1&docid=lqSC9v5aFvT9_M&ei=X5y9VMDRFMGuggSY9YKYCQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CCQQMygAMAA

Goodbye boner

Well, fuck

Open 24/7/365*

*Not open on Feb 29

Every FUCKING TIME!

Also these comments are amazing.

falconpunch said:
Go to the shop and buy a revive

Better yet, just go use Rock Smash on those boulders in the cave until you find one.

(I'm just surprised he's even able to carry Ampharos like that, it looks really heavy.)

ShylokVakarian said:
"HOLY SHIT, GUYS! KIDDIE LAAAND!" -Ellis

Grabbin' a shot
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

That day little Jimmy learned that capturing wild animals, stuffing them in balls and releasing them to beat up other people's similarly acquired animals in a pointless dick measuring contest indeed had its unpleasant consequences.

falconpunch said:
Go to the shop and buy a revive

That´s expensive & a huge waste of money : bad idea.

Smudge_Proof said:
That day little Jimmy learned that capturing wild animals, stuffing them in balls and releasing them to beat up other people's similarly acquired animals in a pointless dick measuring contest indeed had its unpleasant consequences.

Buuuuuuuuuhh that does not make sense since female pokemon (or genderless) don´t have any dicks & even if they all had an penis under their mouth "like a beard" it would indeed be pointless to measure them (unless there is a $ price for the smallest & biggest) & how would a contest of the high amount of pointlessness faint the contestants?
Think about that next time that you
will be eating carrots while masturbating to elvis presley in your ketchup bath on your private plane (like the rest of us do) on a regular basis. OK?!?!

Deiliun said:
A strange way to cure a Pokémon with no items is putting it in the PC, then take it out and poof, your Pokémon is cured.

well, The computer is connected to the pokémon center, wich has a machine for the healing, but since it's closed, I think it's better just to go home and rest...
because that cures pokémons and no one can say bullshit on that, HA I WON!

Daneasaur said:
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis

Are you referencing Left 4 Dead 2?

Rath460 said:
Are you referencing Left 4 Dead 2?

That I am.

lol hospitals don't close right ?
they must be having problems

Daneasaur said:
That I am.

To tell you the truth, I love playing as Ellis because he is quite funny and is the embodiment of redneck stereotypes

RyanO'Donnell said:
To tell you the truth, I love playing as Ellis because he is quite funny and is the embodiment of redneck stereotypes

That makes it all the better.

Daneasaur said:
That makes it all the better.

Another reason why Ellis is funny is because he loves to reference pop culture in his quotes

falconpunch said:
Go to the shop and buy a revive

The shop is in the pokemon center last I checked.