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This is Vanilla's counterpart, Vanillo. Starring in his own piece! :3
You know how it is. You get old, your wife leaves you for a younger man, your son is out of control! How can you bring meaning back to your life?!
With the new Chevrolet Corvette! The only way to show the world that you salvaged some success out of your pathetic life!
We understand that shedding the minivan for a sports car can be expensive, but there are ways to get around that.
Just talk to the manager of your local dealership, and he'll offer you the deal of a lifetime!
Get two shark dongs up your ass, wreck your asshole beyond repair and you get a hefty discount on the new 'Vette!
Prove to the world that you can triumph against the midlife crisis! Visit one of our dealerships today!
For added context, check out Vanillo's proper showcase here! and here!. :3
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