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May Illustration: Ned’s Respite

The store was empty. Has been for the past 45 minutes. So could you really blame him for indulging himself with a little light porn? And what’s the harm in maybe having a little rub through his pants? And there definitely shouldn’t be a problem with removing said pants to get a better grip!
Although… taking a test ride on his new toy might have been crossing the line just a bit…

And of course that’s precisely when a couple customers decide to show up!

How’s he gonna get his pants back on without flashing his innocent customers?

And why is he getting harder???

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    Tines

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    jaggerwoof said:
    Yeah, you can help me find why you posted such absurdly high resolution with such small text. I mean, I'm old. I have a big enough TV to view anything, but this would put a $5k projector to shame with the size of the file. Max out the picture you're uploading and ask yourself who can view it for a quick wank. Because honestly, that's what you're hoping for posting this content. Popularity from wanks. That's what your life has come to. Better than I have it. Enjoy your popularity. It's hollow.

    ...there's so much to unpack here I don't even know where to start

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    Nate 98

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    jaggerwoof said:
    Yeah, you can help me find why you posted such absurdly high resolution with such small text. I mean, I'm old. I have a big enough TV to view anything, but this would put a $5k projector to shame with the size of the file. Max out the picture you're uploading and ask yourself who can view it for a quick wank. Because honestly, that's what you're hoping for posting this content. Popularity from wanks. That's what your life has come to. Better than I have it. Enjoy your popularity. It's hollow.

    You must be old if you haven't heard of phones or computers yet, both of which allow you to zoom and scale at will. That said I don't hold out much hope for a guy who apparently still hasn't discovered glasses.
    Stay mad you geezer.

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    DirtyRatMatt

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    jaggerwoof said:
    Yeah, you can help me find why you posted such absurdly high resolution with such small text. I mean, I'm old. I have a big enough TV to view anything, but this would put a $5k projector to shame with the size of the file. Max out the picture you're uploading and ask yourself who can view it for a quick wank. Because honestly, that's what you're hoping for posting this content. Popularity from wanks. That's what your life has come to. Better than I have it. Enjoy your popularity. It's hollow.

    What

    post #4298808

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