"I'm beating my dick like it owes me money"
Whoever came up with that line, congrats

konnan_allan said:
"I'm beating my dick like it owes me money"
Whoever came up with that line, congrats

I'm going to reference this line out of context it's too good

stoneguardian said:
...and then she slipped, her overly tensed legs went out and the rest is history.

This is meant to be hot right? But then you have to think that nothing you will *ever* be able to do to this female will *ever* be enough to satisfy her, and the illusion is... at least shaken firmly. xD I wouldn't want to be in a sexual relationship with someone like this OR BE this female, unable to be pleasured by anything smaller than a horse.

Everyone knows furries have no organs and are simply straight tubes from mouth to anus/vagina that can stretch to impossible degrees, they can also ejaculate gallons of sperm at a time and have no refractory period!

vk2002 said:
Everyone knows furries have no organs and are simply straight tubes from mouth to anus/vagina that can stretch to impossible degrees, they can also ejaculate gallons of sperm at a time and have no refractory period!

That's basic knowledge, this should be taught on kindergarten

stoneguardian said:
...and then she slipped, her overly tensed legs went out and the rest is history.

This is meant to be hot right? But then you have to think that nothing you will *ever* be able to do to this female will *ever* be enough to satisfy her, and the illusion is... at least shaken firmly. xD I wouldn't want to be in a sexual relationship with someone like this OR BE this female, unable to be pleasured by anything smaller than a horse.

Looking too deeply into the implications of a concept established by a piece of porn is usually the wrong way to think about it. Most images on this site will become wrong if you assign too much reasoning to them.

I always love see what people put in the chat, but "YounglingSlayery69" is definitely one of the names of all time

stoneguardian said:
...and then she slipped, her overly tensed legs went out and the rest is history.

This is meant to be hot right? But then you have to think that nothing you will *ever* be able to do to this female will *ever* be enough to satisfy her, and the illusion is... at least shaken firmly. xD I wouldn't want to be in a sexual relationship with someone like this OR BE this female, unable to be pleasured by anything smaller than a horse.

Furry porn logic isn't supposed to be realistic. It's supposed to be a fantasy. Just enjoy your porn please

stoneguardian said:
...and then she slipped, her overly tensed legs went out and the rest is history.

This is meant to be hot right? But then you have to think that nothing you will *ever* be able to do to this female will *ever* be enough to satisfy her, and the illusion is... at least shaken firmly. xD I wouldn't want to be in a sexual relationship with someone like this OR BE this female, unable to be pleasured by anything smaller than a horse.

Both projecting and trying to give this logic??? Dude you've been in this game for a bit, how do you NOT know about this...?

“The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”

konnan_allan said:
"I'm beating my dick like it owes me money"
Whoever came up with that line, congrats

''I wank my dick till it looks like beef jerky''
~Gibby

People are actually capable of taking 15 inch dildos, so this isn't COMPLETELY unrealistic. (Look up the "Chance XL") However, the markings on this dildo seem much further appart than inches. It looks like it's currently reaching her throat! I would say it's more like 32 inches long.

This is a stream of all time

This is perfect

vk2002 said:
Everyone knows furries have no organs and are simply straight tubes from mouth to anus/vagina that can stretch to impossible degrees, they can also ejaculate gallons of sperm at a time and have no refractory period!

I have you know, you didn't visit deeper(lol) corners of normie porn sites. I've seen IRL girl fist her own vagina up to the elbow. I've seen a girl taking in a dildo the size of 2L Coke bottle. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

miestwin said:
I have you know, you didn't visit deeper(lol) corners of normie porn sites. I've seen IRL girl fist her own vagina up to the elbow. I've seen a girl taking in a dildo the size of 2L Coke bottle. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Vaginas vary in size just as much as penises do and the exception proves the rule, just because a couple freaks take things that big doesn't mean your average person can do that comfortably.

vk2002 said:
Vaginas vary in size just as much as penises do and the exception proves the rule, just because a couple freaks take things that big doesn't mean your average person can do that comfortably.

Well, yes, but that does not mean that something like this is impossible, and relegated only to toon/furry anatomy. Just rare and requires much practice. That was my point.

CreamySheev is so me frfr

miestwin said:
Well, yes, but that does not mean that something like this is impossible, and relegated only to toon/furry anatomy. Just rare and requires much practice. That was my point.

My point on insane furry anatomy definitely still stands no matter what

Oh goody, the prequel trilogy references...

"Creamysheev: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
"Creamysheev: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
"Creamysheev: It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith..."

I died...just omg I died laughing. Killed my boner to, but in a good way. Because Palpatine isn't doing it for me I guess.

Don't stop drawing and putting stuff like this out there. It's different, but a good different.

dirtkat said:
"I'm beating my dick like it owes me money"
Whoever came up with that line, congrats

-charlie murphy

According to the marks, she has 3 times as much as we can see outside in her. How does it not even make a bulge?

You can really see the AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM hard at work in this comment section

ichhabs said:
People are actually capable of taking 15 inch dildos, so this isn't COMPLETELY unrealistic. (Look up the "Chance XL") However, the markings on this dildo seem much further appart than inches. It looks like it's currently reaching her throat! I would say it's more like 32 inches long.

No.

miestwin said:
I have you know, you didn't visit deeper(lol) corners of normie porn sites. I've seen IRL girl fist her own vagina up to the elbow. I've seen a girl taking in a dildo the size of 2L Coke bottle. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

No.

miestwin said:
Well, yes, but that does not mean that something like this is impossible, and relegated only to toon/furry anatomy. Just rare and requires much practice. That was my point.

No.