"No-one ever questions the fineprint of my exchanges. I don't blame them, not able to think clearly in a soaring heatwave, with parched throats and not much to offer than the clothes off their back (which I regularly accept, along with whatever's under them) but Life Itself has proven to be a hard game to play. I just so happen to be a very talented player that can bend and loophole around it's many rules." - SCP-2547-1 "The Reverend", giving one of his vague explanations about himself to Field Agent Miller.

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