Well, at least she bothered to use the door this time instead walking through the campfire then burning my entire house down.

I keep out the storm for the health and wellness of my pals but Lovander is always welcome.

You should undress yourself NOW!

what it's like trying to keep the horny at bay until you realize... it can use doors

Somehow this is the most realistic representation of lovander, even more than that 3d realistic model. At the end it is a wild animal. And probably after getting pregnant and getting bored of you, it will eat you in the realistic gorey way since all lizards are carnivorous.

Sex, NOW!

"Your virginity, hand it over."

I think she might be a bit horny

This is fine.

You hear the front door cracking and splintering as the storm rages outside. Then, silence. From the darkness in your bedroom, you hear two words. "Snu snu..." As lightning flashes, revealing the lovander, cold fear runs down your spine.

redrapture said:
You hear the front door cracking and splintering as the storm rages outside. Then, silence. From the darkness in your bedroom, you hear two words. "Snu snu..." As lightning flashes, revealing the lovander, cold fear runs down your spine.

Certainly not the worst way to go out I guess.

neepokra said:
Well, at least she bothered to use the door this time instead walking through the campfire then burning my entire house down.

The amount of upvotes seem to suggest this is a common problem for current version of the game.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

infroma said:
Somehow this is the most realistic representation of lovander, even more than that 3d realistic model. At the end it is a wild animal. And probably after getting pregnant and getting bored of you, it will eat you in the realistic gorey way since all lizards are carnivorous.

Bold of you to assume she'd get bored... and that I wouldn't keep a good amount of meat around to feed her.

"KILL YOURSELF NOW" ✖️"UNDRESS YOURSELF NOW" ✅

infroma said:
it will eat you in the realistic gorey way since all lizards are carnivorous.

Even Iguanas.

I don't know what I find more menacing - the fact she's leaking like a faucet, or the fact she got those claws at the ready...

polishonion said:
The amount of upvotes seem to suggest this is a common problem for current version of the game.

Also, "rush in a straight line towards the nearest penis even if there's a literal fire in the way" and "the fire will stop burning eventually but that pelvis ain't gonna crush itself" are both very fitting and in-character for Lovander.

Death by Snu Snu imminent

She's feeling Romantical.

"Here's Lovander!"

infroma said:
Somehow this is the most realistic representation of lovander, even more than that 3d realistic model. At the end it is a wild animal. And probably after getting pregnant and getting bored of you, it will eat you in the realistic gorey way since all lizards are carnivorous.

Lizards don't usually eat their mate though. Fight yes. But some species form long term bonds even with a human.

The canon descriptions of Lovanders make this so much better.

Realism makes the drawing more scary and lewd at the same time idk how..

this looks both frightening and sexy. The eyes of a hunter cornering their prey...in their own home. Very frightening...

neepokra said:
Well, at least she bothered to use the door this time instead walking through the campfire then burning my entire house down.

considering the following picture, about that....

The remington 870 and Chillet in my left pocket:🗿

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

Lovander should drop Pal Fluids.

Like this one.

blustygub said:
"Your virginity, hand it over."

"For my lady innards"

blustygub said:
"Your virginity, hand it over."

The force is strong with this one.

Is this what Russian women are like when they're horny?

crayontail01 said:
Is this what Russian women are like when they're horny?

Was originally quite comfortably reclined in my chair, only to sit straight up when I read this...