"W-wait, isn't he supposed to have long pants?"

"Er, No? From what I remember, he wears no pants and has blue sole'd shoes. Oh! Also, he has no arms. Soooo, you're gonna need to like, handcuff yours behind you, or something. Just to keep it real."

"Wha-?! B-but then how do I carry my-?"

"Eh, you'll figure it out."