Commission I recently finished for u/MisterCrazyBones! They're talking about their offensive capabilities, obviously. Thaumaturgic training, Librarians, U-HEC suits, brea-I mean eigenweapons and what not...

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Me when commissioning:

"Gee, Al Fine doesn't get much love. Wait a minute! I recently heard SCP Twitter is horny for whatever reason! I can use this! People always like to rip on the GoC and sometimes the Serpent's hand! But bewbs bring everyone together! I can commission someone to make this, and this could bring people together with how both sides are basically the same on two opposite extremes! The GoC isn't a laughing stock, and the Serpent's Hand is still a Foundation Group of Interest! It's fool proof! Nothing can go wrong!"

One session of commissioning later.

Me after seeing that people are unhappy with suggestive SCP images, people are not in fact horny, SCP Twitter just had that as a one time joke that lasted a minute, and being blocked by yossi and several others:

"…Well that really escalated, huh? I didn't expect it- I didn't expect that to happen. What do we do? Do-do you guys want to go to like a ristorante? We probably should have explained the joke, huh? Its gonna look-its gonna look suspicious, I think, we didn't clarify the meaning behind the image. Probably-it's pretty important thing, we should have clarified that too. But, they'll-they'll forget this ever happened right? I got-I got some other parts of this community that would like this! What do you think, Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian?

Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian: You're wrong about the SCP Fandom being horny.

Me: ... He's right, you know- He's-he's usually right.

Tl;dr: wanted more Al fine art, accidently found out most people don't like non-anime breasts.