Happy Halloween everyone! :D have some dweebs dressing up for fright night

1.)

"Cara mia..."

"Mon cher~"

PB and Midnight as Gomez and Morticia Addams! Nightmare Night is kinda the only holiday Midnight cares about even slightly so you KNOW PB goes all out for it. So much so that even Midnight can relax a bit and have fun (and maybe flirt back a little...in public, even! The Cakes are in the background SHOOKETH)

I imagine these two would have a wonderful nightmare night, hamming it up for the little kiddos trick-or-treating at Sugarcube Corner. And they're just wouldn't be doing a decent Gomez and Morticia Addams if they didn't waltz. Romantically, theatrically....perhaps with some throwing knives and fire involved, just for a bit of extra fun~

ehhh also for our sakes imagine pb's cigarette is just a prop enchanted to emit candy-scented mist or something. dude doesn't smoke around the kiddies

2.) "Stealing candy from the mouths of babes? Is there truly no depth too low for thy to stoop, fiend?"

"H-Hey! You saw that kid's snaggleteeth! Honestly, I'm doin' her a favor! Or does cavity prevention not fall under your purview of justice, Dork Knight?"

As suggested by one of my dear patrons: Lowkey thinkin that Artemiz probably dressed up for a kids charity event (maybe taking the local orphanage out for trick-or-treating) and Jam wanted to sneak up and surprise Artie (maybe crash a bit and steal some food)

anyway, looks like Artemis got the drop on her this time around. Thou hast been thwarted, vile candy thief!

(later, when artemis is slapping handcuffs on her, jam is laughing and going "alright great job batsy! you've stopped my fiendish plan! fantastic show we just put on for the kiddies!.....you can uh, unlock the cuffs now...!"

and artemis is like "show? jamboree jessie sandwich, thou have had a warrant out for thy arrest for two years running.")

don't worry, jam will wriggle out of artie's iron grip of justice soon enough. perhaps with a pie to the face, or a particular bit of cunning....or perhaps they just set aside their rivalry for the night and enjoy some candy and dancing and flirting, who knows. Nightmare Night is Artie's favorite holiday after all, perhaps they're willing to be just a little indulgent, just this once~