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Short story:

Picture this: It's 2 a.m., you're barely awake, and you're thirsty. So, you go to the kitchen to pour yourself a glass of water.

You stumble your way to the kitchen and, as you reach for a glass, you hear some strange sounds coming from your backyard. You try to figure out what could be making that noise, maybe it's your cat? You're not really sure, you leave the glass filling in the sink then walk up to the patio doors, you slap the wall a bit as you try to find the light switch, after a couple hits you manage to turn on the lights.
With your mind still a bit foggy from being barely awake, you see a big shape in the middle of the spotlight. You assume it's your cat, you rub your eyes as you are still too sleepy to understand whats happening.. you watch again, and you realize it's a raccoon!... A.. raccoon.. with a really big stomach... In the sheer silence of the night, you manage to hear some drowning meowing from the raccoon's belly, as well as some slooshing and gurgling from there.
You can see the Racoon has your cat's collar in one hand.. covered in sloober.. as well as the leash still hanging from her throat.