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  • dra-suzumebachi said:
    her: i was just enjoying a nice bath then all of a sudden the water turned pink and started fucking me

    You tell me. Hate it when that happens.

    ...

    Oh damnit, who am I even kidding? (-‿-)

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  • Fivefs said:
    Well if pokemon daycare has taught me anything: Congratulations you're now pregnant!!!

    but the ditto is always the one that makes the egg

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  • Stermpenk said:
    Yeah, they're like sharks. "They can smell pussy a mile away!"

    Is that how tentacle monsters always somehow manage to only find Japanese girls?

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  • NegaMajora said:
    Who the hell put "interspecies" as a tag? These are Ditto!

    But the Mew-hybrid isn't. Thus interspecies.

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  • Dunnno said:
    But the Mew-hybrid isn't. Thus interspecies.

    Ditto were "failed cloning experiments" of mew so technically not interspecies

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  • Stermpenk said:
    Yeah, they're like sharks. "They can smell pussy a mile away!"

    Hey, I thought is was that they could smell blood from a mile away... oh I see what you mean

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  • NegaMajora said:
    Who the hell put "interspecies" as a tag? These are Ditto!

    Dunnno said:
    But the Mew-hybrid isn't. Thus interspecies.

    Loli_Lover_64 said:
    Ditto were "failed cloning experiments" of mew so technically not interspecies

    Mister_p said:
    Dose that make it incest?

    or. you are all thinking way to much about porn

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  • GromboVonBrombo said:
    Scream now, while there's still room to breathe.

    Wow, either 138 freaking people watched that movie AND still remember the tagline(s) like you, and so got my nerdy reference, or there's something else entirely going on with my remark that even I don't realize. :D

    Either way, unexpected but cool.

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  • Has this ever happened to you?: You're taking a bath and the water will simply not stop fucking you. Maybe you thought "There has to be a better way!".

    Now there is! Introducing...

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  • Lygris said:
    Has this ever happened to you?: You're taking a bath and the water will simply not stop fucking you. Maybe you thought "There has to be a better way!".

    Now there is! Introducing...

    Introducing What?

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  • dra-suzumebachi said:
    her: i was just enjoying a nice bath then all of a sudden the water turned pink and started fucking me

    I was reading some funny furry comments then when I found you there I thought wait, this sounds very familiar so I looked for this post and there is.
    https://e621-comments.tumblr.com

    dra-suzumebachi said:
    her: i was just enjoying a nice bath then all of a sudden the water turned pink and started fucking me

    dra-suzumebachi said:
    her: i was just enjoying a nice bath then all of a sudden the water turned pink and started fucking me

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