Fucking yum.

I guess I should explain how I got into this gig...

Sir! Radar shows walls of text closing in on our position at ten, two and five o'clock! They're everywhere!

Jugofthat said:
Sir! Radar shows walls of text closing in on our position at ten, two and five o'clock! They're everywhere!

They have us surrounded, atleast from that side, SIR!

Släneri said:
They have us surrounded, atleast from that side, SIR!

QUICKLY FIRE THE CUCUMBERS

His butthole is so fucking red and he hasn't even taken that horse schlong into his brown hole.

How many fucking STDs does this boy have?

Patchi said:
His butthole is so fucking red and he hasn't even taken that horse schlong into his brown hole.

How many fucking STDs does this boy have?

are you forgetting something? this is furries we are talking about, STDs and organ physics are nonexistent...

Sexy

It's probably unintentional, but I love the way in the first panel that the seat belt sign is matching what's going on.

Not to sound ignorant, but when he talks about 'guys - flight attendants', does he mean he serves 15 guys a flight, or are there 15 people like him on the plane?

Theclarinetist said:
are you forgetting something? this is furries we are talking about, STDs and organ physics are nonexistent...

Except with Sleezimon. Maybe those two should get together.

So I'll ask again.... What's the story in this?

I predict a rapey story coming up.

Patchi said:
His butthole is so fucking red and he hasn't even taken that horse schlong into his brown hole.

How many fucking STDs does this boy have?

If you'll refer to the first page (Intro) he's got a tray, glasses AND condoms...Which shot my fantasy of being a furry all to hell...Furries cannot ever acquire, pass along or even HAVE STD's....So condoms aren't needed....But maybe a lot of lube though!

Random said:
I predict a rapey story coming up.

I predict a innocent acting seasalt

"We employ about fifteen guys per flight".
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So basically this is a flying bath house (Minus the bath)??

or...OMG, they're flying "Glory Hole Airlines" Where they'll drain your wallet AND balls.....

Five pages in, and people are stil reeling from the idea of a plane where the flight attendants fuck the passengers, as well as the idea of Sea Salt comics having long narration, hyper cocks and no STDs.
No one's innocent here. We're walking into a red and yellow building with a giant M over it, no one's going in thinking, "What's this, a library?"

Theclarinetist said:
are you forgetting something? this is furries we are talking about, STDs and organ physics are nonexistent...

Not true, it does mention it in Sweet Temptation, here's the page
https://e621.net/post/show/282776

I'd like Sea Salt more if he hadn't been turned into such a slut. Its a shame too, cause he's cute.

Why isn't this tagged "absurd res"?

Lran said:
Why isn't this tagged "absurd res"?

Absurd_res is tagged for images that are wider than 3200 pixels or taller than 2400. This one isn't even hi_res...

Lran said:
Why isn't this tagged "absurd res"?

If you think this is too big to comfortably view, then perhaps it's time to get rid of that 13" 4:3 monitor.

Theclarinetist said:
are you forgetting something? this is furries we are talking about, STDs and organ physics are nonexistent...

and THAT is why we all love them so much.

There are fourteen other "flight attendants" on this airplane who do basically the same thing as Sea Salt.

How much do you want to bet that we'll basically never see any of them, and none of them will be important to the story?

Jugofthat said:
If you think this is too big to comfortably view, then perhaps it's time to get rid of that 13" 4:3 monitor.

I was viewing this on my phone. :-/

Jugofthat said:
If you think this is too big to comfortably view, then perhaps it's time to get rid of that 13" 4:3 monitor.

Lran said:
I was viewing this on my phone. :-/

So... are you saying this should be tagged absurd_res (which it absolutely isn't, relative to many other images on here) merely because you decided to read a comic made primarily for desktop monitors on a device with a screen that's probably 5 inches tops? =/

I mean, no wonder it looks unreadable. And as far as I'm aware E621 doesn't even have a mobile layout, so browsing on a phone isn't a very streamlined experience anyway. I usually stick to the forum.

Jugofthat said:
If you think this is too big to comfortably view, then perhaps it's time to get rid of that 13" 4:3 monitor.

16:9 65" Tv for me... :)

Jugofthat said:
So... are you saying this should be tagged absurd_res (which it absolutely isn't, relative to many other images on here) merely because you decided to read a comic made primarily for desktop monitors on a device with a screen that's probably 5 inches tops? =/

I mean, no wonder it looks unreadable. And as far as I'm aware E621 doesn't even have a mobile layout, so browsing on a phone isn't a very streamlined experience anyway. I usually stick to the forum.

Sorry I offended you by not looking at the dimensions. You didn't have to go into a whole paragraph about this little thing. Geez. Apparently being comfortable on the couch and viewing stuff on my phone is a sin.

Lran said:
Sorry I offended you by not looking at the dimensions. You didn't have to go into a whole paragraph about this little thing. Geez. Apparently being comfortable on the couch and viewing stuff on my phone is a sin.

I'm not offended, honestly. However, that you apparently were on a phone didn't make it less of a silly question, since before asking you either could have looked up the dimensions or could've realized that everything looks big on a phone. That's all I was pointing out there.

So. :)

And here comes the same old innocent sea salt gang raped until he loves it story we were expecting.

Jugofthat said:
I'm not offended, honestly. However, that you apparently were on a phone didn't make it less of a silly question, since before asking you either could have looked up the dimensions or could've realized that everything looks big on a phone. That's all I was pointing out there.

So. :)

I lose my way around the site a lot. So I forgot where the dimensions were.

Släneri said:
They have us surrounded, atleast from that side, SIR!

Shite fire at Will men. FIRE AT WILL!!!

Horse penis on the horse, but a human penis on the dog? Shame. Almost had it.

~Have a good one.

Why do I fly southwest again?

Oh look, Sea Salt having an encounter with horse penis.

AGAIN.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Five pages in, and people are stil reeling from the idea of a plane where the flight attendants fuck the passengers, as well as the idea of Sea Salt comics having long narration, hyper cocks and no STDs.
No one's innocent here. We're walking into a red and yellow building with a giant M over it, no one's going in thinking, "What's this, a library?"

You're an angel. *Blows kisses*

Damn

Patchi said:
His butthole is so fucking red and he hasn't even taken that horse schlong into his brown hole.

How many fucking STDs does this boy have?

ALL THE STDS

Shadowsoffate42 said:
QUICKLY FIRE THE CUCUMBERS

You sir made me laugh out loud. TAKE ALL MY INTERNETS :D