It's officially canon now!

i been laughing my ass off this whole day. i love these leaked folklore pokemon stories.

but like he just pull it out to the Octillery face

he makes some flirting to the pokemon

or just instantly begins to fuck the Octillery at betrayal and the Octillery was fine with it

Someone's wish became real
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Let's make another wish

Every time you see a bug in a GameFreak game just remember it's because they had to spend so much extra time excising all the Pokemon fucking that one dude kept slipping in.

So we now know; Pokemon breeding is a Canon event. And there are Pokemon who Actually want to have relationships with people.

Man, people really don't know what the word "canon" or "official" means, huh?

Because I guarantee people are getting fired and these cutting room floor works are getting purged.

superscum said:
Man, people really don't know what the word "canon" or "official" means, huh?

Because I guarantee people are getting fired and these cutting room floor works are getting purged.

Canon? Perhaps not. It was clearly internal world-building material folkloric in nature which may or may not be intended to even be true in-universe. It was yoinked directly from Gamefreak though, so you literally can't get any more official than that.

I mean, with all of the obvious furbait designs we all knew they've known what they were doing for a while. It's just kind of wild to actually see this out in the open. Shit actually makes Palworld almost look tame.

My God, reading through the 4chan post and leaked folklore stories was a W I L D ride alright.

dirtyratmatt said:
My God, reading through the 4chan post and leaked folklore stories was a W I L D ride alright.

I'm too lazy to search for it right now. Can you please send me the links bbg???

turronfan said:
i been laughing my ass off this whole day. i love these leaked folklore pokemon stories.

It seems every human in the Pokemon world when they see a Pokemon is secretly thinking one of two questions: "Can I fuck it?" or "Can I kill it?"

cooper06 said:
I'm too lazy to search for it right now. Can you please send me the links bbg???

Yeah, or repost here. I see in the gaming news that Gamefreak suffered a massive leak, but this particular aspect definitely needs more context...

butdoesitrunlinux said:
Yeah, or repost here. I see in the gaming news that Gamefreak suffered a massive leak, but this particular aspect definitely needs more context...

https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1845541684165140946 I'd say to prepare yourself, but there's really no preparing yourself for this. There's a reason Typhlosion is now top-trending on Twitter, and it's the worst possible reason.

There's also one that got found elsewhere in the dump which is basically a word-for-word duplicate of the Octillery one except featuring Lapras, hence the above pic and a whole barrage of new jokes about all of Lapras' official art looking like it's making bedroom eyes at the viewer.

pivo said:
https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1845541684165140946 I'd say to prepare yourself, but there's really no preparing yourself for this. There's a reason Typhlosion is now top-trending on Twitter, and it's the worst possible reason.

There's also one that got found elsewhere in the dump which is basically a word-for-word duplicate of the Octillery one except featuring Lapras, hence the above pic and a whole barrage of new jokes about all of Lapras' official art looking like it's making bedroom eyes at the viewer.

Thanks for the pointer. I found KYM has a good page on this too.

The first part of that Slakoth story has some uncomfortable real-world parallels.

As for the rest? IMO, the dark nature of it is more surprising than the "Pokemon + human" aspect.

But I had to laugh at how those lore tales opened. It's a perfect tag line for this site: e621: Keeping the boundary between humans and Pokemon unclear since 2007!

pivo said:
https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1845541684165140946 I'd say to prepare yourself, but there's really no preparing yourself for this. There's a reason Typhlosion is now top-trending on Twitter, and it's the worst possible reason.

There's also one that got found elsewhere in the dump which is basically a word-for-word duplicate of the Octillery one except featuring Lapras, hence the above pic and a whole barrage of new jokes about all of Lapras' official art looking like it's making bedroom eyes at the viewer.

I never actually read any of them, wtf did I just read??