I'd like to think Robotnik went the extra mile in making her a fully-functional sexbot. Dude's minions can spontaneously turn their hands into pumpkins, he should be able to program a reactive butthole over a weekend.

PRRRRROMOTION.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Dude's minions can spontaneously turn their hands into pumpkins...

WHAT?! PUMPKIN?! P-PUMPKIN?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

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PUMPKIN?! WHAT?! I don't care what drug-induced land you're in, you cannot blow in your hand and come up with a pumpkin! How did you even come to that conclusion? I mean, what's next? He's gonna blow in his hand and a beautiful woman's gonna pop out?

K4RN4GE911 said:
WHAT?! PUMPKIN?! P-PUMPKIN?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

*Golf clap* Excellent recitation, good sir.
While I'm here, fun fact: according to the Christmas special at the end of the series, Princess Sally exists in this universe. So all those times he was sexually attracted to robots, he was totally cheating on her.

there should be a selfdestruction Button on there, and the time goes faster everytime he decided to go faster as well.

is he really that short he can't reach her ass?

The internet needs more Breezie porn.

GarethGobulcoque said:
I'd like to think Robotnik went the extra mile in making her a fully-functional sexbot. Dude's minions can spontaneously turn their hands into pumpkins, he should be able to program a reactive butthole over a weekend.

+1000

Kids, there's nothing more cool than having sex with someone you just met!

GarethGobulcoque said:
*Golf clap* Excellent recitation, good sir.
While I'm here, fun fact: according to the Christmas special at the end of the series, Princess Sally exists in this universe. So all those times he was sexually attracted to robots, he was totally cheating on her.

Considering that this also happens in the Archie Comics, (To a degree..) is it even a shock?

"looks like a lot of people have been to zone 1?"
that's an insult sonic...