Scientist 1: "The tentacles have taken a liking to him.. Every orifice has been caressed, fondled, and violated. We may just have to leave them until they're satisfied. Removing them from the subject would be unwise."

Scientist 2: "It's been two weeks.. Nobody has to know about this."

Scientist 1: "Alright alright I'll find his patient file and I'll meet you at the paper shredder."