Your housewarming party is overflowing with hot naked men, and you want your guests to be comfortable...but you don’t want to spend the rest of your weekend scrubbing dried cum off upholstery or bleaching bedding that saw dog-knows-what action. Everything’s new, after all.

You come up with a reasonable solution, but there’s a catch—it’ll require a volunteer. Fortunately, this tiger you originally met at the bar is quite enthusiastic, and he only asked for more beer and photos...

Nobody broke the “if you need to get off, do it on the tiger” ground rule that night. Not only that, but your party received rave reviews. Drama-free, fantastic entertainment, amazing drinks, with a quieter area to socialize away from the food and music. Who could’ve guessed so much credit would be due to some super-absorbent striped cumslut?

You laugh to yourself as you spot-clean what you think is leopard precum off the couch. The solution was never going to be perfect, but you’ll be done in plenty of time for the game...if you don’t get distracted looking through all these photos you were sent...

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"Ejaculation Station," by Gaikotsu. Indulgent patron reward for myself! As always, commissions are available by sustained memberships at $15 tiers and up on Gai's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gaikotsu!

Art is by Gaikotsu, story is by me.