Well isn't that one hell of a phone call.

And liver.

And spleen.

And intestines.

"Training him to become the next Seasalt?"

Calling up someone to tell them that you're molesting their child seems bit radical.

Is this the plot to Taken 3?

LW's mother: Thats my boy x3

And if she doesn't get any of the guesses right.... than what?

"Is this doctor Cole N. Klenzer?"

Bold Dick

Sly said:
"Is this doctor Cole N. Klenzer?"

Don't worry I got you bro XD

That's not a child. It's a midget.

Um...Taking it on walkies? Telling it stories from the war? Oh, I know! Having a debate with it on the possibility of a cosmic hierarchy and the possible existence of a creator deity and the theoretical moral standing of all-powerful yet arguably sedentary and potentially apathetic beings standing in charge over mortal lives that they can't possibly hope to fathom due to the incomprehensible vastness of a difference in perspective between the mortal and immortal, in turn rendering the higher beings' attempts at influencing and controlling mortal lives hypocritical at worst and naive at best? ....Oh, you're sticking your c**k in it? ...Oh...Quite dismal of you, I really must say...

Someone put the "lol comments" tag on this

He's adopted!

drdemonharlequin said:
Um...Taking it on walkies? Telling it stories from the war? Oh, I know! Having a debate with it on the possibility of a cosmic hierarchy and the possible existence of a creator deity and the theoretical moral standing of all-powerful yet arguably sedentary and potentially apathetic beings standing in charge over mortal lives that they can't possibly hope to fathom due to the incomprehensible vastness of a difference in perspective between the mortal and immortal, in turn rendering the higher beings' attempts at influencing and controlling mortal lives hypocritical at worst and naive at best? ....Oh, you're sticking your c**k in it? ...Oh...Quite dismal of you, I really must say...

I like you =D

Dear kids mom,SURPRISE PEDO BUTTFUCK HAHAHA sincerly,random pedophile

Is butt tearing a choice?

How can this penis fit inside that asshole?

bakeneko said:
Well isn't that one hell of a phone call.

Hemdox said:
"Training him to become the next Seasalt?"

DeltaEx said:
Is this the plot to Taken 3?

these comments deserve awards

bakeneko said:
Well isn't that one hell of a phone call.

Sry for downvote. Stupid phone.

Mofs said:
How can this penis fit inside that asshole?

Because Furry.

Mofs said:
How can this penis fit inside that asshole?

Because Sashabelle.

Dayum this whole comment list deserves an award xD cracking me up in more ways than one

drdemonharlequin said:
Um...Taking it on walkies? Telling it stories from the war? Oh, I know! Having a debate with it on the possibility of a cosmic hierarchy and the possible existence of a creator deity and the theoretical moral standing of all-powerful yet arguably sedentary and potentially apathetic beings standing in charge over mortal lives that they can't possibly hope to fathom due to the incomprehensible vastness of a difference in perspective between the mortal and immortal, in turn rendering the higher beings' attempts at influencing and controlling mortal lives hypocritical at worst and naive at best? ....Oh, you're sticking your c**k in it? ...Oh...Quite dismal of you, I really must say...

You need to stop listening to AC. Grayling in the background when you decide to comment on cub porn...

Mofs said:
How can this penis fit inside that asshole?

Furry logic... or that kid is half otter.

well, long as hes not getting hurt and is enjoying it...right?

RedBehemoth500 said:
You need to stop listening to AC. Grayling in the background when you decide to comment on cub porn...

I'm sorry, but...who? I literally have no idea who that is.

drdemonharlequin said:
I'm sorry, but...who? I literally have no idea who that is.

Oh...Just a philosopher...He was in a debate along side Richard Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens once.