zig zag created by eric schwartz
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  • deadjackal said:
    I thought it was worth a chuckle.

    It's similar to what someone I know once said:
    "AIDS is not funny. Jokes about AIDS are hilarious."

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  • LoneWolf343 said:
    It's similar to what someone I know once said:
    "AIDS is not funny. Jokes about AIDS are hilarious."

    This "Someone I Know" whom you speak of seems wise... do they have any advice for stock options? 0_o

    But I do agree, AIDs is not funny, but neither is making fun of blonds, but we do it anyway cause the jokes can be funny. So... yeah... that's about as fasr as I was going with this.

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  • MD: *sighs and lights a cigarette* "Shut up Zig. You can have your special undies back when the interior of my truck doesn't smell of your cooter. You wanna use my property, you gotta call it in and I get involved somehow; them's the rules. You knew that when we both signed the contract in agreement to this army-themed porn month... thing. It's in writing. Don't break our legal agreements. Until you learn to follow the rules, I'm keeping your vibe panties."

    Medic: "Boss, please give 'em back to her before she takes me hostage again." e_e

    MD: "Yeah, no. That was supposed to be a bonus for me since you whored all the Dr. Peppers. 'Sides, I wanna see how far she's willing to go to make a short, dynamic vid of her manning the .50 cal topless on the forest trail."

    Medic: "I guess she is really cute in those shorts and those army boots..."

    MD: "Eyes up dork. I'm talking about tits, not boots."

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  • Barbados said:
    It's okay baby *hugs the crying feline, rubbing her back* everything will be alright.

    She's actually a skunk with tiger stripes, because her grandfather was a white siberian tiger

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