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  • Meanwhile, in the scaredy-car…
    See kids? When you give in to fear you miss all the fun in life.

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  • Panel 1:
    "I do NOT have 'noodle arms'!"
    "Dude, you TOTALLY have noodle arms!"

    Panel 2:
    "Seriously! I'm buff! Check out these guns!"
    "No. Seriously, no. Shut up and listen for a second."

    Panel 3:
    "Girls love buff guys, but they also love guys that are hung like a salami."

    Panel 4:
    *uncomfortable silence*

    Panel 5:
    "So...uh...are you hung like a salami?"
    "...vienna sausage"

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  • Smallfoot said:
    Panel 4:
    *uncomfortable silence*

    Panel 5:
    "So...uh...are you hung like a salami?"
    "...vienna sausage"

    OverAndUnder said:
    "Ya gata big sausage?"

    I think the thing I love most about this exchange is how he doesn't actually answer that question. It honestly made me wonder, "You know, we haven't actually seen his dick yet..."

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  • More importantly, does he have a dick in the first place, or is it that SHE is as flat as a brick wall?
    Contemplate it.

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