i really want to be a patron now xD

curse you economy.

Shag a skag

Hmm got to love Paarthurnax. An old dragon that's been around for quite a long time. You have to wonder how many he has had his way with. They say when you have sex with someone, you're doing it with everyone one they have ever done it with too. So imagine that with Paarthurnax.
His penis is well seasoned in the sex of others.
:o

DragonloverT2 said:
Hmm got to love Paarthurnax. An old dragon that's been around for quite a long time. You have to wonder how many he has had his way with. They say when you have sex with someone, you're doing it with everyone one they have ever done it with too. So imagine that with Paarthurnax.
His penis is well seasoned in the sex of others.
:o

If by seasoning you mean potential sexual diseases/infections from multiple species of creatures....
Sure

Volteer133 said:
If by seasoning you mean potential sexual diseases/infections from multiple species of creatures....
Sure

Hmm good point. Though since Paarthurnax can talk you could always ask before hand. If he was interested that is.

Wait, I thought everything on a Skag was in it's mouth. I mean, they never mentioned the gonads, but they eat, pee, and poop (The latter two via vomitting) from their mouth.

[qoute]Furrin Gok said:
Wait, I thought everything on a Skag was in it's mouth.I mean,theynevermentioned the gonads, but they eat, pee, and poop (The latter two via vomitting) from their mouth.[qoute/]

Well then I guess you could say.
*puts on shades.*
Tore it a new one. B)

Dragon + skag = we're fucked