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  • Goingforawalk said:
    All I can think of is that one South Park episode.
    Where they crap out of their mouths.

    Reminds me of that old joke with the farmer his daughter and the 3 guys that stay in the barn.

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  • What I'm understanding from this picture is it's the tail eat something it goes straight to the stomach I wouldn't mind having that just dumping food directly to my stomach

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  • There should be a version where the tail is sucking a huge cock and girafarig feels it and when the guy cums some of it leaks out of girafarig's butt and the rest makes girafarig's belly fill up

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  • This is cute and all but I genuinely hope this doesn't Awaken anything in me, I already have enough kinks as if is.

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  • goodusername said:
    would you like to tell the joke?

    chrisgirl01 said:
    SAY THE JOKE

    There are different variants, but they all involve 3 guys who either want to date OR have already slept with a farmer's daughter. The farmer gets his shotgun, confronts the men, and tells them to go pick fruit from the farm or he'll kill them. They all come back one-by-one with different fruit, and the farmer makes them shove the fruit up their ass (for some reason) and they struggle with it and (depending on the variant) they either succeed or he kills them. But it always ends with the 2nd guy laughing after shoving fruit up his butt, the farmer asking him at gunpoint what's so funny, and he says "here comes Frank [i.e. the 3rd guy] with a watermelon."

    I haven't told the joke in a very funny way, but tbh I don't know how to tell it to make it particularly funny. But um... I hope this helped?

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