*Raises hand*

Pick me, I'll do it. :3

!!!!!!!!!! *runs up* *trips*

"For this trick I will make your penis grow several sizes, then vanish from sight completely!"

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

... And no-one in the audience survived.

::Raises and waves something above the heads of the crowd...
..hands stay where they were in my lap::
(::Innocent whistles::)

*boner shoots up*
*Trixie picks me*
"Ah a volunteer!"

Depends, is this gonna be a vore trick?

The trick is that shes gonna saw your dicks in half >:p

I volunteer.